[Intro] (Beat drop) Listen up, underworld! [Verse 1] You crawled up out the sulfur pit, lookin' kinda foolish Pullin' up on a squadron that's beyond exclusive We got incarnated dragons breathin' thermonuclear flame While Jedi in the back are parryin' your little game And the angelic alliance? Yeah, we brought the holy choir To turn your little shadow army straight into a bonfire You really thought you could pull up and start a fuss? Bro, you woke up things that turn your homies into dust! [Chorus] 'Cause if you poke an ancient dragon, you get dragon roasted Toasted to the point of possibly permanently ghosted You're the one I most did, yeah, I took you down with ease Turned your grand invasion to a gentle summer breeze I don't wanna boast, man, I don't wanna be too proud But I beat all y'all by myself and didn't even make a sound I didn't even know we were at war, you lookin' weak Y'all seriously suck, you better fold up and retreat! [Verse 2] You brought a knife to a laser-sword-and-behemoth fight You got clowned on so hard you're losin' all your appetite The Jedi didn't even have to use the Force today The dragons just laughed and blew your whole squad away You're a clown show, a mess, an absolute disaster Callin' out the heavens like you thought you were the master Now you're runnin' for the hills, cryin' to your overlords Trippin' on your capes and droppin' all your dollar swords! [Chorus] 'Cause if you poke an ancient dragon, you get dragon roasted Toasted to the point of possibly permanently ghosted You're the one I most did, yeah, I took you down with ease Turned your grand invasion to a gentle summer breeze I don't wanna boast, man, I don't wanna be too proud But I beat all y'all by myself and didn't even make a sound I didn't even know we were at war, you lookin' weak Y'all seriously suck, you better fold up and retreat! [Outro] Yeah, surrender right now before we actually start coming for you. For real. Peace out, demons! (Choir laughing, beat fades) [Instrumental]
