[Intro] Nah, nah, nah— Vampires? Werewolves? That was the STARTER pack. I’m talking full cryptid queen, nightmare goddess, swamp-bred bad bitch energy. Consenting adult monsters only— But if she got claws, fangs, wings, coils, venom, or too many eyes? I’m listening. [Hook] Look, I know I’m a monster fucker, what you want me to say? You’re just afraid of fun, I like my women strange Arachne, lamia, gorgon with the snake mane Eldritch queen whispering my government name Monster fucker! (yeah!) Creature lover! (yeah!) You want normal? That’s boring, motherfucker Monster fucker! (facts!) Don’t run! (nah!) You ain’t morally superior, you’re afraid of fun [Verse 1] Give me the spider-mama posted in the rafters Eight legs, silk threads, black widow laughter Arachne with the waist and the web-work immaculate Tie me up consensual, call that shit craftsmanship Lamia sliding through the room, hips serpentining Coils around my pride, now my ego reclining Forked tongue talking like, “Boy, you look delicious” I said, “Ma’am, I’m an entrée, come and handle business” Gorgon bad bitch, snakes doing ad-libs One look turn me stone— that’s a statue with a habit Medusa-type queen with the venom in her stare I brought sunglasses just to make the shit fair Harpy in the treetop, talons like daggers Screaming in my ear like a heavy metal pastor She could snatch me from the ground, drop me back in the mud And I’d stand up dizzy like, “Damn, that was love” [Hook] Look, I know I’m a monster fucker, what you want me to say? You’re just afraid of fun, I like my women strange Moth queen, bone bride, swamp witch insane Eldritch girl smiling with a thousand eyes trained Monster fucker! (yeah!) Creature lover! (yeah!) You want normal? That’s boring, motherfucker Monster fucker! (facts!) Don’t run! (nah!) You ain’t morally superior, you’re afraid of fun [Verse 2] Mothwoman glowing by the porch light, wings wide Big red eyes got me feeling like I’m hypnotized She don’t text back, she appears in the fog Leaves dust on my hoodie and a cryptic little song Swamp witch thick with the moss and the mud Crown full of beetles and a mouth full of blood She said, “Come to the bog,” I said, “Baby, I’m packed” Got boots, bug spray, and emotional lack Bone bride dancing in a graveyard gown Ribcage corset, jawbone crown She don’t got a heartbeat, still got rhythm I don’t need a pulse if the vibe got venom Biblically accurate angel but she goth as hell Too many wings and eyes, I’m under her spell She said, “BE NOT AFRAID,” I said, “Too late, I’m nervous” “But respectfully, ma’am, I am here for the service” Oni muscle mommy with the horns and the club Kicked down my door like, “You weak little grub” I said, “True, but I’m loyal and I cook real good” Now I’m chopping up peppers in a haunted-ass hood [Bridge] See, y’all keep saying, “That’s weird.” No. Weird is pretending you don’t want an ancient forest woman With antlers, glowing eyes, and abandonment issues To pick you up by the hoodie And call you pathetic. That’s not weird. That’s romance. [Verse 3] Slime queen dripping through the cracks in the floor Shapeshift bad, I don’t ask anymore Mimic girl smiling like a treasure chest trap I reached for the gold and she reached right back Plague nurse humming with the mask and the gloves Cures my sickness with aggressive-ass love Corpse-flower diva, perfume too toxic One little kiss got my bloodstream gothic Dullahan shawty with her head in her hand Still got better communication than a regular man She said, “Hop on the horse,” I said, “Where we going?” She said, “Don’t ask.” I said, “That’s emotionally growing.” Kraken empress from the deep black sea Tentacle throne and she’s judging me I said, “I’m not worthy,” she said, “Correct.” Damn, baby, degradation with respect Eldritch goddess from beyond comprehension Body non-Euclidean, bending dimensions I can’t perceive her but I know she bad Every time she blinks, I forget my dad So judge me, clown me, call me deranged I like love with claws, teeth, wings, and chains You want dinner dates, I want fog and a ritual You want “normal,” I want mythological criminals You scared of shadows, I’m flirting with one You scared of monsters, I’m buying them lunch You say I’m sick— nah, I’m honest, son I’m not the problem— You’re afraid of fun. [Hook] Look, I know I’m a monster fucker, what you want me to say? You’re just afraid of fun, I like my women strange Arachne, lamia, gorgon with the snake mane Eldritch queen whispering my government name Monster fucker! (yeah!) Creature lover! (yeah!) You want normal? That’s boring, motherfucker Monster fucker! (facts!) Don’t run! (nah!) You ain’t morally superior, you’re afraid of fun
