Yeah… I just want to formally report life for harassment This feel targeted Alarm went off, I said “be serious” Hit snooze so much I offended Siri, yeah Woke up tired like I ran a race I was asleep… how I lose to rest?? Made a to-do list, felt real elite Lost the whole list in like 3 minutes flat Now I’m just walking around my house Like… “what was I doing?”—don’t answer that Coffee don’t work, I need something stronger Like a new life or a rich aunt sponsor Checked my bank—app said “LOL” Closed it quick for my mental health They said “just breathe”—I BEEN breathing?? I need answers, not more breathing Life got jokes—I’m the punchline Every plan I make get declined If it’s up, then life press “decline” I’m like “we good?”—life like “not this time” Life got jokes—yeah it’s petty Wait till I’m healed, then hit me already Soon as I glow up—boom, new test I pass ONE thing, here come the rest Bought a salad, tryna change my ways Ate two bites, immediately prayed Where my fries?? where my peace?? Who told me growth was supposed to be this?? Got a job, now I hate the grind Had no job—I hated that time Finally got sleep, now I’m up at 3 Thinking ‘bout stuff from 2003 Tried to drink water, be a new me Still got problems but hydrated, see? Downloaded calm, did a breathing app Still stressed out but now I track that They said “trust the journey”—I don’t trust roads Last time I trusted, I hit potholes Life got jokes—I’m the punchline Trip on nothing at the best time Everything’s cool? yeah that’s a lie Life said “watch this”—and pressed rewind Life got jokes—I can’t win that Fix one thing, then it dispatch Three more problems like “we back” Life got group chat—I’m in that I bought a planner just to plan my stress Scheduled a nap—it got canceled, yes Saved my money, tried to be wise Car said “LOL”—check engine light I thought I was getting my life together… …life said “that’s cute” Yeah I’m still here, barely on track But I look good, so we call it that If life a joke, I’m headline news “Local person confused but still kinda smooth” Didn’t fall off, I just took a break Mentally buffering, give me a sec If this a test, I’m guessing C And somehow still passing—don’t ask me Life got jokes—I’m the punchline Main character but it’s blooper time If it go left, I say “that’s fine” Then cry a lil but in a cute way, I’m fine Life got jokes—last time If I fix it, it redesign Whole life said “plot twist”—SURPRISE I’m the joke… but at least I’m fly …yeah I finally figured life out …it updated again 😐
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