[Spoken: Villain Voice] "Klytus, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?" [Spoken: Servant Voice] "An obscure animal from the planet Earth, sire." CATS! Me-oowww! Masters of the universe! CATS! Me-oowww! He'll scratch everyone of us! "Seemingly there is no reason for these extraordinary purrs." "The litter box... is full." "Only a creature this fluffy can save us!" (He's for everyone of us!) (Stand for everyone of us!) (He saved with a mighty paw!) (Every man, every woman, every child, with a mighty...) MEOW! [Chorus] CATS! Me-oowww! He's a furry miracle! CATS! Me-oowww! King of the impossible! [Bridge] "This morning! I found a dead mouse... in my shoe!" [Spoken: Villain Voice] "Pathetic earthling! Feed me! Or I shall destroy the sofa!" (Just a cat!) (With a man's courage!) (You know he's nothing but a cat!) (And he can never fail!) (No one but the pure of heart may find the Golden Treat!) (Oh... oh... oh... oh...) [Chorus] CATS! Me-oowww! Masters of the universe! CATS! Me-oowww! He'll scratch everyone of us! [Outro] CATS! Me-oowww! [Spoken: Villain Voice] "What do you mean... 'out of tuna'?" CATS! Me-oowww!
