Today I'm going to tell you the story of my life and my love. Oh my! You won't believe it, but between August and September, I practically threw myself into a bind, without knowing what would happen that day. The big party was organized at Angelita's house, with all the fanfare, as the occasion demanded, with many guests, music, whiskey, rum, chicha, and wine, to uphold the tradition. All the family and friends were there, cousins, uncles, and siblings, and those who weren't invited, oh my! What nerve! That's really strange. But those who crashed the party are the ones who got the most wasted... And to kick off the fun, Susy brought the tambora drum, playing chobena and taquirari, setting the mood for the big bash, with a nice cold beer, oh my! What a thrill! So as not to look bad, my brother-in-law Ismael arrived, with his band and his girls who are just for him. "How unfair," said Kato with those cat eyes, livening up the party, with Choco, and Aunt Muñeca making a face, moving her mouth. "Ayy!!! What a shame," said Aunt Margarita, "that I don't eat or drink, I'm just getting by a little," but what a surprise it was, that she ate everything in a little while, and also drank beer, ay!!! How delicious. "That's nothing," said Aunt Carmencita, "once you eat it, nobody can take it away." To the rhythm of the carnival music, Lalito arrived with Charito, adding excitement to the party, with Yuyi and Miguelito who danced with great rhythm, the little rascal, "all hell broke loose," shouted 'Julia Dora' who was the host of the big party. And to close the curtain, Waltico and Chicho arrived with their Mariachis and their big orchestra, bringing even more joy and excitement, bringing the celebration to a close with a flourish. To add a touch of ambiance to the event, amidst the revelry, the priest asked Nutela, "Miss, do you cook anything delicious?" and she answered softly, "Yes! Father, I make majadito, nice and toasted and roasted in a pot, very tasty!" "Oh! What a peculiar woman," said the priest, without any ill intent. "Yes! I'm good at that," said Nutela, without stopping her dancing! "Devil, Miss!"... "Oh! Nutela, my woman, my tigress, my treasure, my great and sweet love!" "Oh! Nutela, you've tied me to the bedpost, what a mess!" said Doña Juana. "My God!" Why would I get married while I'm still young, with my Nutella-like body like a wasp and hummingbird eyes? I have no choice but to endure this crush, ayyy!!! what a high.
