[Verse 1] I fell asleep on the couch last night, "Friends" was on, it felt alright. But now I wake to this feathered fiend, Squawking sitcom lines like a meme machine. [Parrot: “We were on a break!”] Oh, Polly, not again. [Parrot: “Some girl ate Monica!”] I’m losing it, my fine feathered friend. [Pre-Chorus] Every squawk’s a zinger, every line’s a jab, I didn’t ask for a sitcom recap! [Chorus] Shut up, Polly, I’ve had enough, You’re mocking me, this bird is tough. Every squawk is a Chandler quip, My patience is gone, I’m gonna flip! Shut up, Polly, stop quoting “Friends,” This sitcom loop will never end! [Verse 2] I just want peace, a little quiet here, But Polly’s got Ross in high gear. [Parrot: “My sandwich?!”] Oh great, now it’s lunch— And Joey’s voice hits me like a punch. [Parrot: “How you doin’?”] Not great, I’ll confess. Could I be any more of a mess? I need a break from this sitcom stress! [Pre-Chorus] Why did I binge it? Why did I stay? Now Polly’s stuck in a 90s replay. [Chorus] Shut up, Polly, I’ve had enough, You’re mocking me, this bird is tough. Every squawk is a Chandler quip, My patience is gone, I’m gonna flip! Shut up, Polly, stop quoting “Friends,” This sitcom loop will never end! [Bridge: Spoken] (Me): "Polly, why are you doing this to me?" [Parrot: “Because you’re my lobster!”] (Me): “Oh my god, not that one!” [Parrot: “Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?”] (Me): “Seriously, Polly, I’m losing my mind.” [Parrot: “Could I be any more annoying?”] [Guitar Solo: Dramatic and chaotic, like a bird attacking a guitar string.] [Chorus] Shut up, Polly, I’ve had enough, You’re mocking me, this bird is tough. Every squawk is a Chandler quip, My patience is gone, I’m gonna flip! Shut up, Polly, stop quoting “Friends,” This sitcom loop will never end! [Outro: Fading Argument] “Polly, no more!” [Parrot: “Oh. My. GAWD!” “I’m unplugging the TV!” [Parrot: “I’ll be there for you!”] "I need therapy…" [Parrot: “Come on Ross you’re a palaeontologist – dig a little deeper” [SQUAWK!]
