Oi, Loftwah! How many tokens ya got, mate? Billions. Billions? Yeah, mate. Billions. And what’d ya pay for ’em? …That’s a complicated question. Billions of tokens! Tokens for me! Billions of tokens! Tokens for free! Got me a wallet, got me a chain, Got seventeen bots all screaming my name. Mint ’em on Monday, dump ‘em on Tuesday, Tell all the punters it’s gonna be HUGE, mate! Got no roadmap, got no plan, Just a bloke with a laptop and a half-empty can. Built me a project, gave it a name, Now every bastard wants a piece of the game! Oi! Who owns the tokens? Dunno, mate! Who runs the chain? Some bloke in Brisbane! Where’s the bloody money? Ask the machine! BILLIONS OF TOKENS! TOKENS FOR ME! BILLIONS OF TOKENS! TOKENS FOR FREE! BILLIONS OF TOKENS! WHAT COULD GO WRONG? THE BLOCKCHAIN’S ON FIRE! SO WE WROTE IT A SONG! Tokens come from the LAN, They were sent there by a man, In a datacenter dooown toooown! Got a server in a shed, Got a blockchain in me head, And the whole bloody network’s falling down! Ping went high, then the router went red, Three hundred million tokens and the database dead. Called up the engineer, said, “Mate, what’s the score?” He said, “Someone put the blockchain through a printer on floor four!” Now the tokens are escaping, Through the Ethernet they’re scraping, Got a validator hiding in the loo! And the bloke who wrote the protocol Hasn’t got a clue at all, But he’s selling bloody merchandise too! Where’s the server? DOWN TOWN! Where’s the wallet? NOT FOUND! Where’s the bloke who built the thing? HE’S GONE SURFING! BILLIONS OF TOKENS! TOKENS FOR ME! BILLIONS OF TOKENS! TOKENS FOR FREE! BILLIONS OF TOKENS! WHAT COULD GO WRONG? THE BLOCKCHAIN’S ON FIRE! SO WE WROTE IT A SONG! Loftwah? Yeah, mate? These tokens actually worth anything? Well… Technically… They represent participation in a decentralized ecosystem of… Mate. They’re bloody tokens. BILLIONS OF TOKENS! TOKENS FOR ME! BILLIONS OF TOKENS! TOKENS FOR FREE! FROM THE LAN TO THE MAN! FROM THE SERVER TO THE SEA! GOT A BILLION BLOODY TOKENS! AND THEY’RE ALL LOOKING AT ME! This is W-Z-J-X-V-A Radio. Broadcasting live from a datacenter… Dooown toooown. You were supposed to be fixing the website. Yeah, mate. Anyhoo…🫶✌️🖤
