[Intro] Seven stars on the radar, beep-beep—roll call! We’re hunting down the Dragon’s Balls! "…what…" "…Huh…" "…Did you say the dragon’s balls…?" [Verse 1] Bulma’s got the tracker, Goku’s in the sky, Nimbus doing laps while Vegeta side-eyes. Krillin packs snacks, Piccolo stands tall, We’re questing for the Dragon’s Balls! "what" "Huh" "Did you say the dragon’s balls?" Master Roshi grins, “Kid, repeat that phrase…” Yamcha trips on dunes, Puar floats amazed. Shenron’s in the legend, wish list on the wall, We’re searching for the Dragon’s Balls! "…what…" "…Huh…" "…Did you say the dragon’s balls…?" [Pre-Chorus] Radar pings—blink, blink—mountain to the sea, “Gather all seven and your wish comes free!” But shout it in a crowded mall… "what…" "…Huh…" "…Did you say the dragon’s… balls…?" "…Did you say the dragon’s… balls…?" [Chorus] We’re hunting for the Dragon’s Balls! "…Did you say the dragon’s… balls…?" Why would anyone want those at all? "what" "Huh" "Did you say the dragon’s balls?" Relax, my dude—seven-star orbs, not that at all! [Verse 2] Frieza in a hover-chair, plotting from afar, Cell’s stealing hotspots, Buu eats the candy bar. Chi-Chi points home: “Dinner—don’t you stall,” We just need these Dragon’s Balls! "what" "Huh" "Did you say the dragon’s balls?" Namek to West City, forests, waterfalls, Ginyu hits a pose—snap—poster on the wall. Every clue, every ruin, every temple hall, Keep whispering: Dragon’s Balls! "…what…" "…Huh…" "…Did you say the dragon’s balls…?" [Breakdown] "…what…" “Why would anyone seek the dragon’s… uh… testicles?” "what" "Huh" "Did you say the dragon’s balls?" “Try that and you’re lunch in one bite— No wish granted, just crunch—goodnight!” We mean crystal spheres—legend’s glowing calls, Not anatomical, mythic, scaly… y’know—balls. [Pre-Chorus 2] Thunder rips the clouds, lightning skirts the sprawl, Say it on a megaphone, echoes through the mall: "what…" "…Huh…" "…Did you say the dragon’s balls…?" "…Did you say the dragon’s balls…?" "what…" "…Did you say the dragon’s balls…?" [Chorus] We’re hunting for the Dragon’s Balls! "what" "Huh" "Did you say the dragon’s balls?" Why would anyone want those at all? "what" "Huh" "Did you say the dragon’s balls?" They’re Dragon Balls—the orbs! Not that at all! [Verse 3] Vegeta facepalms, “Kakarot, be precise!” Goku: “Seven shiny orbs—the wish device.” Dende rings the altar, “Summon with the call,” Stop yelling ’bout the Dragon’s Balls! "what" "Huh" "Did you say the dragon’s balls?" Shenron splits the skyline, coils like a wall, Voice like thunder: “State your wish, mortals.” Whole crowd freezes, statue-still in awe— “Okay, NOT those—got it. Moving on, y’all.” [Instrumental Solo] [Bridge — Call & Response] We want the Dragon’s Balls! "what" "Huh" "Did you say the dragon’s balls?" Seven-star Dragon’s Balls! "what" "Huh" "Did you say the dragon’s balls?" Orbs for wishes—stand proud, stand tall! "Orbs—not those—okay—that’s all." [Chorus — Big Finale] We’re hunting for the Dragon’s Balls! "what" "Huh" "Did you say the dragon’s balls?" We’re hunting for the Dragon’s Balls! Dragon’s Balls! "what" "Huh" "Did you say the dragon’s balls?" Make a wish when thunder falls— "…what…" "…Huh…" "…Did you say the dragon’s balls…?" [Chorus — Echo] We’re hunting for the Dragon’s Balls! Dragon’s Balls! "Did you say the dragon’s balls…" "Did you say the dragon’s balls…" [Instrumental Outro]
