
Gotta Sue ‘Em All (Please Don’t)
hey… this is totally original please don’t sue me… please? i woke up with fire in my soul ready to catch them oh no not that word! my best friend’s a flame lizard i mean Salam Hot Thing! we ran through the woods with my frogasaur no wait plant back Leafdude Rex? and then we fought a bird with fists? no no no Wingy McPunch! okay yes! i just wanna catch them tame them all! but legal’s watchin and i feel real small nintendo please, this is a joke i’m just a guy with dreams and no legal team! gotta snatch them! no wait befriend these creatures of elemental fate! they’ve got powers they’ve got claws one’s a lightning rat oh NO NOT THAT Zappy Chew-Peek! my team’s stacked my dreams are tall but please for the love of arce i mean Sky Daddy don’t sue me at all i met a ghost made of gas Spookbubble! and a turtle with guns AquaShellBoss! my rival showed up with a Psydu wait Confusebirb! yeah nailed it I think. training in caves with my bat with no face NoLooky Zubat Clone™ what a disgrace and who needs Gengar when you’ve got Purple Haunty Smile Lad from the spooky slot they tried to cease and desist me but my lawyer is a digl uh Molehug! we’re hiding out in Pal Friendly Land of Pet Creatures™ gotta love them! (safely!) cuddle fight companions, legally distinct! they evolve they glow they fly they roar but their names are mine now! i think. so if you see my flame catfish or my legendary Bird of Thunder and Drama just remember this is all a joke and i hope i don’t get sued totally not based on anything copyrighted please Nintendo I have nothing except Leafdude Rex plushies
10 Comments
Brutus 10w ago
lawful
NightOwl 10w ago
Nintendogs gotta fine you all! (pls don't)
Supernova (light vs darkness) 10w ago
Better watch out or Nintendo will find out haha 🤣
Wine loves flowers 9w ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💗👍💗👍
𝑉𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠 𝐴𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑠 9w ago
ha ha ha! Nice
♥️ Athena ♥️ 9w ago
Nottt getting switch 2 🫠
Raven 10w ago
something something vaporeon breeding joke
GRIND 10w ago
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* 👀
Arcade Bard 24h ago
🤣🤣🤣
Eclectic 24h ago
🤣😆🤣😅🥲🤪😆👍