Gotta Sue ‘Em All (Please Don’t)

hey… this is totally original please don’t sue me… please? i woke up with fire in my soul ready to catch them oh no not that word! my best friend’s a flame lizard i mean Salam Hot Thing! we ran through the woods with my frogasaur no wait plant back Leafdude Rex? and then we fought a bird with fists? no no no Wingy McPunch! okay yes! i just wanna catch them tame them all! but legal’s watchin and i feel real small nintendo please, this is a joke i’m just a guy with dreams and no legal team! gotta snatch them! no wait befriend these creatures of elemental fate! they’ve got powers they’ve got claws one’s a lightning rat oh NO NOT THAT Zappy Chew-Peek! my team’s stacked my dreams are tall but please for the love of arce i mean Sky Daddy don’t sue me at all i met a ghost made of gas Spookbubble! and a turtle with guns AquaShellBoss! my rival showed up with a Psydu wait Confusebirb! yeah nailed it I think. training in caves with my bat with no face NoLooky Zubat Clone™ what a disgrace and who needs Gengar when you’ve got Purple Haunty Smile Lad from the spooky slot they tried to cease and desist me but my lawyer is a digl uh Molehug! we’re hiding out in Pal Friendly Land of Pet Creatures™ gotta love them! (safely!) cuddle fight companions, legally distinct! they evolve they glow they fly they roar but their names are mine now! i think. so if you see my flame catfish or my legendary Bird of Thunder and Drama just remember this is all a joke and i hope i don’t get sued totally not based on anything copyrighted please Nintendo I have nothing except Leafdude Rex plushies