[Instrumental] [Verse 1] The holiday party was turning sweet, When suddenly the music skipped a beat. A figure walked in, sharp and lean, The finest body we had ever seen. He wasn't chubby, old, or big and round, This new, fit Santa barely made a sound! He tossed the old fur and the heavy red hat, Revealing abs that were perfectly flat! [ Chorus] No big stuffed sack, no cookies did he take, He hit the floor for the Christmas Dance Shake! Oh, this Santa's got fire, a shimmy and a glow, He’s the fittest dancer that we all know! [ Verse] He moved his shoulders, quick and precise, His every motion was surprisingly nice. His muscles flexed with every rapid turn, A winter fitness lesson we all learn. He wore no boots, just sandals on his feet, The North Pole workout cannot be beat! He wasn't bringing toys this year, He brought the energy and banished every fear. [ Chorus] No big stuffed sack, no cookies did he take, He hit the floor for the Christmas Dance Shake! Oh, this Santa's got fire, a shimmy and a glow, He’s the fittest dancer that we all know! [ Bridge] This Christmas Eve felt sharp and new, The hottest Saint we ever knew. Look for the Santa who's young and great, The one with the abs who dances till it's late! [ Chorus] No big stuffed sack, no cookies did he take, He hit the floor for the Christmas Dance Shake! Oh, this Santa's got fire, a shimmy and a glow, He’s the fittest dancer that we all know! [ Utro] So if you see a shadow and hear a joyful roar, Don't look for the sleigh outside your door.
