[Verse] In the land of grandeur, where legends unfold Lady Penelope and Lord Arthur, tales untold They met in the castle, a silence profound But deep down inside, something was about to sound [Verse 2] Lady Penelope, with elegance so fair Challenged Lord Arthur to a contest, a dare With mighty trumpets, they faced each other proud To see who'd be the champion, who'd make the crowd bow [Chorus] Their farts echoed through the castle walls (oh-oh-oh) In a battle so epic, they made the kingdom fall The air was thick with suspense and delight In this symphony of sound, who'd win the fight?
