[Intro] There was a Pig, And he was big, He was a really big Pig! How big was Pig? [Children] VERY BIG! [Verse 1] Pig had a belly, Big and round, It nearly dragged along the ground! He waddled left, He wobbled right, He blocked the doorway Day and night! Pig sat down— [Children] CRACK! Broke the chair! Pig got stuck— [Children] WHERE?! Everywhere! Tried to hide behind a tree... You could still see most of Pig! [Chorus] BIG PIG! BIG PIG! Look at that big Pig! BIG PIG! BIG PIG! He's a very big Pig! He's fat! He's round! He shakes the ground! BIG PIG! BIG PIG! He's the biggest Pig around! [Verse 2] Pig ate breakfast, Pig ate lunch, Pig ate dinner— [Children] MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! Pig ate pudding, Pig ate pie, Pig ate every cake nearby! Pig ate butter, Pig ate cheese, Pig ate twelve cream buns with ease! Sausages stacked ten feet high— Pig just grinned and opened wide! Ohhh, Pig... [Chorus] BIG PIG! BIG PIG! Look at that big Pig! BIG PIG! BIG PIG! He's a very big Pig! He's fat! He's round! He shakes the ground! BIG PIG! BIG PIG! He's the biggest Pig around! [Verse 3] When Pig gets dirty, What can we do? He's far too big For a bath or two! Bring the ropes! Bring the chain! Bring the biggest lifting crane! Up goes Pig— [Children] WAY UP HIGH! There's a giant Piggy in the sky! Call the mages! Stand well back! Water spells— [Children] ATTACK! ATTACK! Blast his belly! Blast his snout! Wash that massive Piggy out! Lift those rolls up, one by one, Getting Pig clean's so much fun! Spray between them! Scrub inside! There's a lot of Pig to hide! Round the front and round the back— There's another roll... [Children] ATTACK! [Chorus] BIG PIG! BIG PIG! Look at that big Pig! BIG PIG! BIG PIG! He's a very big Pig! He's fat! He's round! He shakes the ground! BIG PIG! BIG PIG! He's the biggest Pig around! [Verse 4] Pig ate chickens, Pig ate cows, Pig ate everything somehow! Pig ate horses, Pig ate bears, Pig ate elephants in pairs! [Children - amazed] TWO AT A TIME?! Two at a time! Pig found a blue whale in the sea, Biggest thing he'd ever seen! Pig opened wide, The whale went in— There's no fucking filling him! [Bridge] At last Pig stopped, His feast was done, He'd eaten nearly everyone. Elephants and whales and pie, There was nothing left nearby. Then Pig looked up Into the night... And saw the moon So big and bright. Oh, Pig... Surely not. [Build] Next minute Pig goes too far— AND EATS THE FUCKING MOON! THE MOON?! OHHHH, PIG! FUCKING CONTROL YOURSELF! THE FUCKING MOON?! [Children] PIG ATE THE MOON! Of course he fucking did! [Final Chorus] BIG PIG! BIG PIG! Look at that big Pig! BIG PIG! BIG PIG! He's a very big Pig! He's fat! He's round! He shakes the ground! He ate the fucking moon And now THERE'S NO MOON AROUND! BIG PIG! BIG PIG! Everybody sing! He's the fattest, widest, greediest— BIGGEST PIG THERE'S EVER BEEN! [Outro] There was a Pig, And he was big, He was a really big Pig. Fucking enormous.
