My Step Mum has an Only Fans - Humpty Was Pushed

1, 2, Fuck You [Verse 1] I get home and dump my gear don't think my dad will miss a beer then from up stairs I hear some moans make my way up to see what's going on [Pre-Chorus] I peak through the spare bedroom door and see on a computer screen My step-mum and our neighbour Bob With a camera in between! [Chorus] THAT WASN'T THE PLAN! She just went online to Make some friends But now my step-mum has an OnlyFans! (MY STEP-MUM HAS AN ONLYFANS!) THAT WASN'T THE PLAN! Now she can't keep up with the demand My step-mum has an OnlyFans! (MY STEP-MUM HAS AN ONLYFANS!) [Verse 2] I run back to my bedroom And turn my computer on I quickly set up an Account and i say my name is TOM I can't believe I'm looking at my Step-mum on the screen Then she types, Hey Tom, how about a private? Oh shit, I really shouldn't try it! [Chorus – Fast melodic punk, gang vocals] THAT WASN'T THE PLAN! She just went online to Make some friends But now my step-mum has an OnlyFans! (MY STEP-MUM HAS AN ONLYFANS!) THAT WASN'T THE PLAN! Now she can't keep up with the demand My step-mum has an OnlyFans! (MY STEP-MUM HAS AN ONLYFANS!) [Bridge] Dad comes home and suddenly The stream shuts down I hear him walking up the stairs So I don't make a sound He knocks twice on the bedroom door And says, "did you steal a beer you prick" Dad leave me the fuck alone I've got my hand on my DICK! [Full Band Stops] ahem... [Full Band Explodes Back In] [Final Chorus] THAT WASN'T THE PLAN! She just went online to Make some friends But now my step-mum has an OnlyFans! (MY STEP-MUM HAS AN ONLYFANS!) THAT WASN'T THE PLAN! Now I'm helping out with the demand! My step-mum has an OnlyFans! [Outro – Big singalong] (MY STEP-MUM HAS AN ONLYFANS!) (MY STEP-MUM HAS AN ONLYFANS!) (MY STEP-MUM HAS AN ONLYFANS!) [Full Band Stops] [Spoken – Deadpan] "I'm cancelling my account." [Hard Stop]