[Intro] Alarm clock screaming like it hates my soul Boots on the floor but my brain's still cold Sun's coming up and I'm barely alive Need a little something just to help me survive [Verse 1] I stumble to the fridge with one eye shut Last night's pizza and a coffee cup Then I see that can like a promised land Cold green thunder sitting in my hand [Pre-Chorus] Crack that top Hear that hiss Tiny little warning That I choose to dismiss [Chorus] I got a monster in my hand Lightning in a can Woke up dead Now I'm running like a madman Monster in my hand Heart kicking like a drum Sip sip boom Now I'm making big plans I was crawling Now I stand I got a monster A monster in my hand [Verse 2] Ten minutes later and my eyes pop wide Got a lawnmower motor running deep inside Talking too fast, walking too quick Cleaned the whole kitchen with a butter knife stick Paid three bills and I folded my clothes Fixed that thing that nobody knows Texted my boss at a quarter to six Said I'm ready for work and a bag of bricks [Pre-Chorus] Pulse going knock-knock Brain going zing Might write a novel Might fight a king [Chorus] I got a monster in my hand Lightning in a can Woke up dead Now I'm running like a madman Monster in my hand Heart kicking like a drum Sip sip boom Now I'm making big plans I was crawling Now I stand I got a monster A monster in my hand [Bridge] One can Two can Three can Four Why am I sweating On the kitchen floor Five plans Six tabs Seven new dreams I can hear colors And I taste sunbeams [Breakdown] Caffeine demon Kick the door I don't need sleep I need more Buzzing wires Burning brain Country boy riding A metal train Crack it, drink it Feel it, hit Run it, gun it Never quit [Instrumental Break] [Final Chorus] I got a monster in my hand Lightning in a can Woke up dead Now I'm flying like a madman Monster in my hand Heart kicking like a drum Sip sip boom Now I'm king of the land I was crawling Now I stand I got a monster A monster in my hand [Crash Outro] Then around about three I hit that wall Forgot my name And dropped my phone Lying on the couch With one shoe on Said I'll never do it again Till tomorrow morning Crack that can
