That's as High as You'll Fly(Feat.Alexieh Zita)

[SFX: Creepy footsteps, creaking floorboards] [Verse 1] You came in smiling sideways, with your hat on backward too, You asked me for a haircut, then forgot what I should do. [SFX: Door slowly creaks open] You called the comb a violin, the mirror called a train, And told me, “Please don’t cut my hair until it learns my name!” [Chorus] Are you high? Are you high? You’re looking at the ceiling with a puzzled little sigh. Are you high? Are you high? That chair is on the floor, my friend—the sky is way up high! [SFX: Lightning strike, loud thunder crash] [Verse 2] You tipped me with a button and you thanked the coat rack twice, You said the barber pole was serving up a stripe of ice. I spun you round to face the door; you waved at your own shoe, Then asked if I had seen the fellow who was standing next to you. [Rap Verse — Female rapper, smoky raspy voice] cut his hair, cut his neck pay with Cash app, not a check shut up Lexie, you’re a wreck blood on the shop floor, what is next? Clippers chatter, shutters clatter—thunder rattles overhead, His cape is caught, his taper’s botched—Just trim, don’t take my head! I part his hair, he grips the chair; cold scissors whistle past his ear, He booked a killer fade—one close shave turned him fifty shades of fear. [SFX: Male screams] [Chorus] Are you high? Are you high? You’re looking at the ceiling with a puzzled little sigh. Are you high? Are you high? That chair is on the floor, my friend—the sky is way up high! [SFX: Creepy footsteps approach, wind whistles] [Bridge] The bass says, “Take it easy,” and the tenor answers, “Why?” The baritone is counting combs; the lead just checks your tie. We’ll finish up your haircut, then we’ll walk you to the door— But first, please stop applauding that umbrella on the floor! [SFX: Door slams, thunder rumbles] [Final Chorus] Are you high? Are you high? You’re asking all the mirrors if they know the reason why. Are you high? Are you high? You’re sitting in the barber chair—and that’s as high as you’ll fly! [Outro] That’s as high as you’ll fly! That’s as high as you’ll fly! don’t forget, it’s Halloween tonight. you’ll surely die. [SFX: Creepy laughter]