[Verse 1] You came in talkin' big Now you’re bent over, blue I poured that pantry potion Just to see what it’d do Milk and vinegar whirlin' In a mason jar sting You took one whiff, now honey You ain’t sayin' a thing [Pre-Chorus] Cough it up, baby I’m grinnin' like a storm You shoulda left my coffee And my temper alone [Chorus] Barnyard hex Barnyard hex You’re chokin' on your own regret Barnyard hex Barnyard hex I laughed, and you ain’t done yet (hee-hee) Barnyard hex [Verse 2] You stagger to the doorway Holdin' onto the frame Eyes all wide and watery Callin' out my name I lean on the counter With my boots up high You sound like a cartoon owl When you try to cry [Pre-Chorus] Cough it up, baby I’m grinnin' like a storm You shoulda left my coffee And my temper alone [Chorus] Barnyard hex Barnyard hex You’re chokin' on your own regret Barnyard hex Barnyard hex I laughed, and you ain’t done yet (hee-hee) Barnyard hex [Bridge] Now the fiddle’s screamin' And the moon’s gone thin You keep on wheezin' I keep on winnin' Take a little warning From a wife like me Cross my line again And it gets worse, you’ll see [Chorus] Barnyard hex Barnyard hex You’re chokin' on your own regret Barnyard hex Barnyard hex I laughed, and you ain’t done yet (hee-hee) Barnyard hex
