[Intro] [Verse 1] You build with React, feelin' elite, Got twenty hooks... (For one heartbeat!) State explosion, memo chains, Debugging feels like pulling veins. Prop drilling through ten nested trees, But yeah, it's "clean"... (If you squint and freeze!) Context everywhere, you're feelin' blessed, Until you ragequit your own test. [Verse 2] Angular fanboys, TypeScript priests, Pray to the gods... (Of giant beasts!) Decorators in endless bloom, Your CLI just ate the room. Modules, injectors, lifecycle mess: Too much structure, nothing less. And still, you chase those change detections, With forms that crash... (On every section!) [Chorus] Pick your side, prepare to fight, Call it love but code it spite. Spin the wheel, choose your fate: Blame the framework you love to hate. You say it's slow, you say it's dead; You tweet in rage from your homestead. But every flame you throw and hurl, Just feeds this war that shakes the dev world. [Verse 3] "Vue is easy", "Vue is neat": Till reactivity knocks you off your seat. Ref or reactive, now you're stuck, In a web of watchers run amok. Your Single File's a nesting zoo, Logic, styles and HTML too. It's "progressive", sure but... (Look around!) You've built a monster... (That can't be found!) [Verse 4] Svelte compiles, it disappears, No runtime? (You'll drown in tears!) Magic bindings, terse and slick, Until your store plays one more trick. Reactivity's just sweet illusion, Masked behind preprocessor confusion. You thought you wrote the fastest thing, But now you can't debug... (A single string!) [Chorus] Pick your side, prepare to fight, Call it love but code it spite. Spin the wheel, choose your fate: Blame the framework you love to hate. You say it's slow, you say it's dead; You tweet in rage from your homestead. But every flame you throw and hurl, Just feeds this war that shakes the dev world. [Bridge] We talk in tags, we fight in builds, We throw our shade on battlefields. But every line and every blame: Is just a mirror in this game. No tool can fix a broken mind, No framework saves a coder blind. You want a culprit? (Take a guess...) Yeah, you should really lint your mess. [Final Chorus] Pick your side, go write your lore, Declare your love like times before. But maybe pause, just take a sec... You broke it all, not your tech. React, Angular, Vue or Svelte: They ain't to blame for the pain you felt. 'Cause deep inside this ugly truth... The problem... (Bro... Is you.)
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