THE GEESE FORMED A GOVERNMENT
THE GEESE FORMED A GOVERNMENT Verse 1 I was fishin’ down at the Green Lake Just another day getting baked Saw a bunch of geese in a perfect line Holding voting ballots around a shrine One was scratchin’ on a clipboard Another had a folded map, oh lord One looked up and hissed at me Like I interrupted somethin’ that I shouldn’t see Thought it was just goose being dicks at first You know how geese are hateful pricks But lookin’ back I should’ve seen They were organized suspiciously Pre-Chorus Every night more geese arrived And nobody knew exactly why They kept meeting by the bay I could tell they had shit they wanted to say Chorus The geese formed a government And nobody knows why they started it It seems kinda based on democracy but I can tell they also have blood thirsty elites The geese formed a government And I can tell some don’t benefit Yet they all seem like they think it’s the shit Guess that’s just how the goose president wants it ⸻ Verse 2 Three weeks later things got weird Some geese seemed like they were protesting near the south end pier People getting goose fines for throwin’ fishing lines One goose in a blue cap came up to me and he started fucking speaking, He said “That’ll be 100 bucks” and I argued “for what!?!” He yelled “resisting arrest” and tackled me into a pile of sharp fucking bricks I cried help and the people around me took out their phones and started recording ⸻ Chorus The geese formed a government And nobody knows why they started it It seems kinda based on democracy but I can tell they also have blood thirsty elites The geese formed a government And I can tell some don’t benefit Yet they all seem like they think it’s the shit Guess that’s just how the goose president wants it ⸻ Verse 3 Now sitting in goose jail — I wish they’d bring me a fucking ale They charging me for catching 4 unpermitted blue gale I think they expect me to eat this plate of snails The goose president walked in and offered me a pardon — to assassinate the duck king — had no choice but to accept and now I’m working in the goose government ⸻ Bridge They gave me sharp sticks and a bowl of soup — they said “on the way out watch out for our poop” Now I’m gearing up — ready to assassinate the marked duck — he was gonna be outta luck Then I realized suddenly — this goose government doesn’t have power over me These geese lost their fucking minds — they must think that I have no spine — come at me and they’ll find out — I’m fully ready to go all out ⸻ Final Chorus The geese formed a government And nobody knows why they started it It seems kinda based on democracy but I can tell they also have blood thirsty elites The geese formed a government And I can tell some don’t benefit Yet they all seem like they think it’s the shit Guess that’s just how the goose president wants it ⸻ Verse 4 Next day I woke up — to the goose military — standing at my feet I shouted and said you geese don’t have any authority over me They said guess you don’t see — us geese are the fucking elite — and were real bloodthirsty so you better not try and run— we have possession of your gun — walk slowly out the door and enter the unmarked van at 4 Outro We’ll guess this is the end for me Goose government got hold of me - and one more thing they told me before they locked me up — they also control Donald Trump
