(Jack:) - Santa my friend - what is this I see? - Candy canes in aisles - meant for ghosts like me - Pumpkin seeds replaced - by peppermint snow - October’s here - but you’ve stolen the show! (Jack:) -Have you no shame - with your jingles and cheer - This is my season - it’s my time of year! (Santa:) - Ho ho ho, Jack you’ve got it all wrong - I don’t stock the shelves - I just bring along - The gifts they want the - things they demand - It’s the humans Jack - not my merry hand (Jack:) -Humans…you say, - but it’s your face I see - On wrapping paper on every tree - Even skeletons are covered in bows - You’ve turned my frights - into holiday shows (Santa:) - Jack my dear boy - don’t be such a fright - It’s not my fault - they mix wrong with right (Santa:) -Ho ho ho, Jack - you’ve got it all wrong - I don’t stock the shelves - I just bring along - The gifts they want - the things they demand - It’s the humans Jack! - not my merry hand