Mabozza and Milady’s Excellent Adventure

[spoken word sample: scratchy, historic] “Research indicates that Neanderthal women played a role in interbreeding with Homo Sapiens, with some early instances involving Neanderthal women bearing the children of Homo Sapiens men” [verse 1 - smooth east coast US male rapper] Don’t need Rosetta stone just the slope on her dome cos I’m making her moan til it’s time to go home. One wooly mammoth I’m tracking her bunk Stank like Tom Novy I’m down with the funk Snaggle tooth tiger Waggle full fibre Optically awful Wish I was blind Winding the timeline Gonna party like it’s three ninety nine BC-E, a Greek took the ultimate knee Think of his poor grieving widow she’ll be so lonely. Socrates sipping the hemlock like oh Widow Xanthippe be actin the ho Jock that she gripping and fixing to blow Blast off tip quickly I’m fixing to go [spoken word sample, scratchy, Socratic] “None of your soft-mouthed, docile animals for me. The horse for me to own must show some spirit” [verse 1, cont] Bare breasted maiden not wearing a stitch Unveil the stake now I’m burning the witch Ducking her deep but she staying afloat Feeling familiar, killing the goat Horny with lust and I’m under her spell Magical dust in my eyes and her smell Sulphur, brimstone and hints of Chanel If this chick an angel I’m guessing she fell Circle of salt, I’m breaking the seal Beggin grimoire, I’m keeping it real Stirring her cauldron, stokin the flame Writing the runes, she spelling my name Elephants cock and an eye of a newt Tossing that salad with forbidding fruit Hubble bubble, looks like trouble Bring your mates - I’ll pay you double [spoken word sample, scratchy, scholastic] "We have chosen to construe this force as emergent mercantile capitalism. Mather, and Salem Village, called it witchcraft. [hook] Mabozza Richi travels through time Looking for lesser told stories to mine Diamond is rough, buff it to shine Dive in the muff of a linear line Mabozza Richi travels through time Looking for lesser told stories to mine Diamond is rough, buff it to shine Dive in the muff of a linear line [verse 2 - Caribbean accented female rapper, strategic enjambment] Call it time travel I call it horny Sitting in your pants telling your little corny Tales of romance white whale tail porny Girls from classics and history - classes you failed. Typical male - privileged to move through ear-a’s First thing you think is which holes nearest Googling the wish like the birth of Jesus Cos Mary still a virgin but she’s big from weaning Milady Malady can you just stop blaspheming? Every song I’m on beefs with religious leanings I’m not even a Christian - God doesn’t exist! Queuing up to give an old dude’s ring a quick kiss? Bitch please! Only thing that keep me down on my knees - a deep divine filling - a holy trinity Father, son and son again, only after he dies Vaginal Lazarus - back to life with my thighs. Modern miracle Malady - humanity’s pinnacle. The Queendom. Cynical Opinions slung Castigate with the lyric I sung. [hook] Mabozza Richi travels through time Letching on anyone he can make rhyme Diamond is bloody, conflict of mine Ride his great grand dad, changing the line [verse 3] Malady try to kill me don’t feel any different. Hey, Milady, are you sure we’re real? Don’t want to be some figure in a mind so fragmented it would send me on a journey through time just to grind on the neeshiz of the neesh trees picking the peaches, you’re saying it’s fiction, I didn’t meet Jesus? Not having it - statute unlimited. Occams Razor slashing it - best explanation the simplest. Figured it out - if Malady had fucked my great grand dad, I should be wiped out, scratch on a pad. Still here, gold on my wrist, Tag beeping on my ankle tho so nobody miss me - Mabozza Richi - nine times saved a stitch - six wives in the kitchen chop my head in a ditch. [spoken word sample: metallic scrape, thud, record scratch] “The King is so much addicted to his own pleasure, and to flatterers, that he can abide no man that will tell him the truth in any matter.” [verse 3: continued] Old rich king commodifies women - a horse flogged Currently ridden by a mango overthrowing liberty - throw him in a home; no key, roll back his whole legacy. Not his kids though maybe they’ll be redeemed, unlike the ones that got did or the ones that got picked flown to islands with millionaires, posing for pictures with a prince. Hell no - don’t you dare wince, cringe - it’s the world we live in - whinging helps the criminals. Don’t like it? Change it! Develop the skillset. Your kids are getting groomed to be a billionaire’s pet. Don’t hit the pills yet - This is not an ending beginning But the Rich don’t bet - they built the house that’s winning. [hook] Mabozza Richi travels through time Looking for lessons in history’s mine Nugget is rocky, buff it to shine Don’t put your trust in a linear line