[Verse 1] Wake up Doomscroll Same old shame show “Why’s your boss so slow? Why’s he soft on hate?” Then my phone lights Tiny blue glow And I see that post I about levitate He wrote “horrifying” Spelled it right First try Mentioned “antisemitic” I about start to cry The group chat’s buzzing “Did he really type that?” I’m screen‑shotting Retweeting Putting hearts on the stat (hey!) [Chorus] Oh Mamdani You finally hit “send” On a sentence I can actually defend I’ve got headlines humming in my hand “Irrefutable Responsible He took a stand” But I’m pacing in the afterglow Chewing on my palm ‘Cause he still won’t say “radical islam” Oh Mamdani I’m your number‑one fan Just give me one clear phrase I can fit in the plan [Verse 2] At the press scrum Cameras all click “Yes He said ‘antisemitic’ Put that right in your lede” But then the follow‑up “Does he back that group? Does he secretly approve Of extremists in the feed?” I do PR Pilates Twist and turn and bend “We condemn all hate Every form Every trend” They want one label On a silver mic And I’m thinking “Just one word Boss Would make my day tonight” (oh!) [Chorus] Oh Mamdani You finally hit “send” On a sentence I can actually defend I’ve got donors breathing “Wow That’s strong” I can almost hear the critics humming along But the talk shows keep asking if you’re calm Cool And “pro” ‘Cause you still won’t say “radical islam ” you know Oh Mamdani Let me polish your brand One tiny tidy term I can wave like a flag in my hand [Bridge] I don’t need a whole novella Thread of thirty Moral fella Just a phrase I can deploy Like a slogan Like a toy I will rhyme it in your speeches Print it on your coffee mug Stitch it on a throw pillow Give the commentariat a hug [Chorus] Oh Mamdani You finally hit “send” On a sentence I can actually defend You said “violence ” you said “hate” You were heartfelt Articulate Honestly great But I’m spinning on a swivel chair Rehearsing for C‑SPAN “How emphatically he’s opposed to radical islam ” that’s the plan Oh Mamdani Come and finish this song Give your poor head of PR A sound bite that’s strong (so strong!) Yeah I’ll make it catchy Classy and calm If you just once say “radical islam”
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