Do You Have a Breath Mint?

[intro] [verse] Mmm baby… You look so good from far away… But up close? Who Knew? I smelled your breath and went P. U. You leaned in smooth with your platform shoes, Asked for a dance to that boogie groove. But when you whispered, "Hey, what’s your name?" I smelled your breath, and it burned like a flame. Your shirt was silk, your style was right, But your breath been marinating overnight. I smiled polite, but I knew the truth Even the DJ jumped out the booth!(he cut the music) Ooooh you talkin’ sweet, but the vibe’s gone sour,(sour) Your breath could wilt a flower.(wilt a flower) If you want this dance, here’s what you do Before I faint, here's some gum. Make like a train, and chew, chew!(chew chew) Do you have a breath mint? First one’s for me… but you need one too! Do you have a breath mint? Cause your mouth smells like poo-poo! Hey Pu-Key… ya breath smell like, du-kie! Let’s freshen up before you boogie with me! You got that gold chain and your afro tight, But when you speak, it don’t smell right. Tried to talk sexy, sayin’ "Let’s get close..." But I got a whiff of yesterday’s pot roast. I ain’t rude, baby, I just like air, Not a heatwave, from your dental lair. Pop somethin' quick, or take a step back 'Cause your breath got more funk, than this whole damn track! [Bridge – breakdown with attitude] Tic Tac, Altoids, or a whole LifeSaver roll, I don’t care just cleanse that soul! Lister reen, keep you mouth clean. Ya know what I mean! Minty fresh, might get you close tonight, But that dragon breath? Nah baby, that-Ain’t-right! [Outro spoken with laughs and funk fade-out] I'm not a doctor. But I can make this, diagnosis. Child, you got the, Halitosis. Hey Pu-Key… ya breath, smell like du-kie! Hey Pu-Key… ya breath, smell like du-kie!