[Intro] [Verse] April Fools is a stripper from Georgia I met her in a dive bar, thought she was gorgeous We made out after several beers Sitting in my car, we sucked on each others ears [Verse] She felt my dong, asked to stay for the night I drove her to my place, we turned out the lights Felt her erection when we got into bed My heart jumped to my throat as the panic set in [Chorus] April Fools had a cock I'm a straight man and this was a shock It was sticking right up in the pale moonlight Her dick was definitely bigger than mine She pointed to it, put her hands behind her head I said, "No, you fooled me. I'm a straight man." April Fools reached over into her purse Pulled out a gun and said, "Don't make this worse." [Verse] I was an inch away from sucking her dick Then she started laughing and I heard a click All of my buddies ran into the room Set me up with a tranny for April Fools [Verse] We all laughed and April Fools joined in Helped her get up and do a long keg stand Her big dick was flopping back and forth Everyone gagged, it was covered in sores [End]
