"Ricola!" [Verse 1] Lederhosen stiff, frost crusting my wings, Tyrolean hat cocked, as I flap and sing. Scuzzy’s purple hair whipping, denim vest blowin', Banjo on her back, laughing in the snow. Climbin' the white hell, pushin' through the storm. Behold the peak they call… the Splatterhorn. [Verse 2] It ain't no rock, this crag is a heap, A mountain of filth, of slime, shit piled deep. Grease glistens, frozen turds crunch underfoot, The stench so thick, my nostrils are fuckin' cooked. Scuzzy claws higher, denim piss-soaked to her smokin' hot form, The summit, she yodels... to the Splatterhorn. [Chorus] YODEL-AY! YODEL-AY-EE-OH! YODEL-AY-EE-AH! YO-DE-LO-HOO-OH! AY-EE-AY-EE-AY-EE-O-OOH! YODEL-AY-AY! AY-EE-OH-OH-OH! [Verse 3] She stands top o' the world, filth drippin' like piss, Sharin' the jug of Turkey, toastin' to the fuckin' Swiss!! Feels so good as the fuckin' alpine wind howls, She picks up the alpenhorn, wooden, rotted and foul. Puts it to her snout, with a smirk of fuckin' scorn, We've fuckin' conquered the Splatter horn! [Bridge] I heave one note—then I'm fuckin' gagging, That horn's thumpin' and fuckin' slaggin', A geyser, golden-green, Slops the crags with its sheen. Dookie's beak gapes at the flood of bile, chunks like popcorn, Spewin' outta that fuckin' Splatterhorn! [Final Chorus] YO-O-O-DE-LO-AY YO-O-O-DE-LO-OH! YODEL-AY-EE-AY YO-DE-LO-HOO-OH! YODEL-AY-EE-AY-EE-AY-EE-O-OOH! AY-EE-AY-EE-AY-EE-OH-OH-OH-OH! YO-DE-LAY! YO-DE-LO-EE-AY-EE-AY! YO-O-O-O-DE-LO-AY-EE-OO! "You yodeling fucks! Ha ha!"
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