[Dark Country / Outlaw Country fused with Punk Ambient. 105 BPM. Extremely low, mature male bass-baritone, raspy and deadpan, almost spoken, completely serious delivery. Dirty acoustic and overdriven electric guitars, heavy upright bass, dry punk drums. Distorted blues harmonica with feedback and gritty ambient textures. Bleak, raw, absurdly comedic, stripped-down and rough. No choir, no opera, no epic orchestral build.] [Instrumental Intro] [Harmonica solo: fast, dirty, punk-rock licks] [Verse 1] Coming home from college, I open Snapchat, Here are all my buddies — everybody, hi! I send Arnie memes about weightlifting, And Bobby next door gets a fishing clip. Andy and Freddy get invites to Dota, Mom and Dad get the same old anecdote. But then there’s my classmate Denise — And she gets... a pic of my penis. [Chorus] God bless you, my classmate Denise, Here’s a picture of my penis. Hope it makes you smile, my classmate Denise, Here’s a picture of my penis. Sweet dreams tonight, my classmate Denise, Here’s a picture of my penis. I’m in love with you, my classmate Denise — There you go, a pic of my... Dick! Dick! Penis! [Harmonica Break] [Harmonica solo: fast, punk-rock style, slides, bends, rhythmic accent on every 2nd beat, harmonica leads melody] [Verse 2] How can I possibly flirt with you, Denise? For you, I had my groin X-rayed from two angles. I know you love fine art — especially The Picnic, So here’s my masterpiece — catch my dick pic. Even if I leave for the jungle, I’ll send you a Short, Featuring an anaconda living in my shorts. I’ll name a planet after you — Planet Denise, Then NASA will beam you... a picture of my penis. [Chorus] God bless you, my classmate Denise, Here’s a picture of my penis. Hope it makes you smile, my classmate Denise, Here’s a picture of my penis. Sweet dreams tonight, my classmate Denise, Here’s a picture of my penis. I’m in love with you, my classmate Denise — There you go, a pic of my... Dick! Dick! Penis! [Harmonica Break] [Harmonica solo: fast, punk-rock style, slides, bends, rhythmic accent on every 2nd beat, harmonica leads melody] [Verse 3] On Denise’s social feed, everything is fine, Here’s study chat, here’s the group about design. A diet channel, a channel for makeup, Amazon jewelry — and even startups. Molly wrote that she was dumped by Irwin, Wendy got herself a belly-button piercing. And in a secret little folder called “ornamentals” — She’s got photos... lots of photos of men’s genitals! [Chorus] God bless you, my classmate Denise, Here’s a picture of my penis. Hope it makes you smile, my classmate Denise, Here’s a picture of my penis. Sweet dreams tonight, my classmate Denise, Here’s a picture of my penis. I’m in love with you, my classmate Denise — There you go, a pic of my... Dick! Dick! Penis! [Harmonica Break] [Harmonica solo: fast, chaotic, lead riffs, playful slides, fills the space] I’m in love with you, my classmate Denise — There you go, a pic of my... Dick! Dick! Penis! [Outro] [Extended harmonica solo, fast, punk-rock phrasing, fade out with playful squeals and bends]
