Galactic Snack Wars

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[Intro | Spoken | Female Voice | Playful | Soft]
So, I was playing this space game.
Scored pretty high, not gonna lie.
Then a ship appeared outside my window --
And now I'm here.

[electronic sparkle]
[crowd laughing]

[spoken | Female Voice | Aside]
I thought it was a pizza delivery.

[crowd laughing]

[Verse 2 | Female Voice | Sweet | Playful | Light | Glockenspiel]
I walked into the bridge, it was cold and gray
I said: "This needs a rug, and maybe some ballet"
The crew looked scared, the captain said: "We're doomed"
I said: "Don't worry, I brought a little bloom"

I replaced the tactical screen with a fish tank
I put bubble wrap on everyone, I said: "No more pranks"
The red shirts were crying, I gave them a hug
"Now you're safe," I said, "and also very snug"

The warp was fast, I said: "That's not right"
I slowed it down so we could see the stars at night

[Pre-Chorus | Female Voice | Building | Strings Enter]
The prophecy said I would destroy the throne
I said: "That's sad. I'll fix it on my own"
The emperor gave a speech, I gave him a snack
He said: "This is war" -- I said: "It's a snack attack"

[Chorus | Female Voice | Full Orchestra | Marching Drums | First Climax]
I'm the captain now, I don't know how
I steer by vibes and a broken vow
The lasers are pink, the shields are soft
The galaxy's spinning, I'm not getting off

The emperor screamed: "You ruined my plan!"
I said: "Your plan was mean. Here's a new plan with a fan"
The emperor was angry, I sent him a spa kit
He said: "I'm evil" — I said: "Not after this, admit"

[spoken | Female Voice | Aside]
He needed a spa day. Badly.

[crowd laughing]

[Pre-Chorus | Female Voice | Building | Strings Swell]
The fleet arrived, I played hold music
Nobody attacks when they're confused and losing it
The emperor said: "I am your father" -- I said: "Great"
"Now you're my family, let's hug it out, no debate"

[Bridge | Spoken | Female Voice | Intimate | Piano Only]
They asked me: "What's your strategy?"
I said: "I don't have one. I have snacks."
They asked: "How will you win the war?"
I said: "I'll make them laugh. That's the plan."

[orchestra builds]
[crowd builds]

[Final Chorus | Female Voice | Full Orchestra | Key Change | Maximum Climax]
I'm the captain now, I don't know how
I steer by vibes and a broken vow
The lasers are pink, the shields are soft
The galaxy's spinning, I'm not getting off

The planet is safe, the empire is chill
I gave them cookies and a window sill
They called me the chosen, I said: "That's weird"
But honestly? I'm just glad I'm here.

[Outro | Spoken | Female Voice | Playful | Laughing]
So yeah. I saved the galaxy.
With snacks, bubble wrap, and a fish tank.
And I'd do it again --
But next time, I'm bringing my couch.

[laughing]
[crowd cheering]

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[Intro | Spoken | Female Voice | Playful | Soft] So, I was playing this space game. Scored pretty high, not gonna lie. Then a ship appeared outside my window -- And now I'm here. [electronic sparkle] [crowd laughing] [Verse 1 | Female Voice | Sweet | Playful | Light | Pizzicato] They scanned my high score, they checked my stats They said: "You're the one" -- I said: "For what?" They said: "The prophecy" -- I said: "Okay" They gave me a uniform and sent me on my way [spoken | Female Voice | Aside] I thought it was a pizza delivery. [crowd laughing] [Verse 2 | Female Voice | Sweet | Playful | Light | Glockenspiel] I walked into the bridge, it was cold and gray I said: "This needs a rug, and maybe some ballet" The crew looked scared, the captain said: "We're doomed" I said: "Don't worry, I brought a little bloom" I replaced the tactical screen with a fish tank I put bubble wrap on everyone, I said: "No more pranks" The red shirts were crying, I gave them a hug "Now you're safe," I said, "and also very snug" The warp was fast, I said: "That's not right" I slowed it down so we could see the stars at night [Pre-Chorus | Female Voice | Building | Strings Enter] The prophecy said I would destroy the throne I said: "That's sad. I'll fix it on my own" The emperor gave a speech, I gave him a snack He said: "This is war" -- I said: "It's a snack attack" [Chorus | Female Voice | Full Orchestra | Marching Drums | First Climax] I'm the captain now, I don't know how I steer by vibes and a broken vow The lasers are pink, the shields are soft The galaxy's spinning, I'm not getting off [Verse 3 | Female Voice | Sweet | Playful | Light | Light Brass] The rebel fleet called, they said: "Attack!" I said: "Let's send a card and take a nap" The super weapon glowed, I put a sign "Fragile, handle with care, and also please be kind" The emperor screamed: "You ruined my plan!" I said: "Your plan was mean. Here's a new plan with a fan" The emperor was angry, I sent him a spa kit He said: "I'm evil" — I said: "Not after this, admit" [spoken | Female Voice | Aside] He needed a spa day. Badly. [crowd laughing] [Verse 4 | Female Voice | Sweet | Playful | Light | Glockenspiel] The Force was boring, I gave it colors Now it's neon green and pink and others I turned the duel into arts and crafts Now everyone's making little giraffes [Pre-Chorus | Female Voice | Building | Strings Swell] The fleet arrived, I played hold music Nobody attacks when they're confused and losing it The emperor said: "I am your father" -- I said: "Great" "Now you're my family, let's hug it out, no debate" [Bridge | Spoken | Female Voice | Intimate | Piano Only] They asked me: "What's your strategy?" I said: "I don't have one. I have snacks." They asked: "How will you win the war?" I said: "I'll make them laugh. That's the plan." [orchestra builds] [crowd builds] [Final Chorus | Female Voice | Full Orchestra | Key Change | Maximum Climax] I'm the captain now, I don't know how I steer by vibes and a broken vow The lasers are pink, the shields are soft The galaxy's spinning, I'm not getting off The planet is safe, the empire is chill I gave them cookies and a window sill They called me the chosen, I said: "That's weird" But honestly? I'm just glad I'm here. [Outro | Spoken | Female Voice | Playful | Laughing] So yeah. I saved the galaxy. With snacks, bubble wrap, and a fish tank. And I'd do it again -- But next time, I'm bringing my couch. [laughing] [crowd cheering]

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