[Intro] "They paid me a lot to sing this next one." [Verse] When the world goes boom and the lights go out There's one thing left you’ll cheer about Cram in the can Oh yes it can Feed you for two hundred and ten lifespans [Chorus] Cram it in your pan Cram it on your plate Cram it any time It’s never too late Side dish or main It’s always a winner Cram for breakfast Lunch And dinner [Verse 2] Slice it Dice it Fry it in a snap I forgot this verse but it's somethin' 'bout a wrap Boop-dee boop bop of meals Stick it on a shelf? Cram’s got your back when there’s nothing else [Bridge] Roaches scatter But you’ll stay fed Cram’s got you covered Even after you’re wed Scabba doo Scabba dee No need to delay Cram’s here forever (forever!) Come what may [Chorus] Cram it in your pan Cram it on your plate Cram it any time It’s never too late Side dish or main It’s always a winner Cram for breakfast Lunch And dinner [scat] [Outro] Cram the canned Processed meat delight Morning to midnight Somethin' appetite When the end is near Don’t you fear Cram’s the friend that’ll always be here! [Spoken aside at the end] "Now I can afford a vault."
