Verse 1: Our clumsy knight, in armor bright, Found himself in a galaxy’s fight, Beamed up high to a metal star, Not quite sure how he got that far. Chorus: Oh, I'm the clumsy knight, in the starry night, I bumble and stumble, but I hold on tight, With a trip and a tumble, I dodge each strike, Oh, I'm the clumsy knight, facing Vader's might! Verse 2: In walked Vader, dark and grand, With a red lightsaber in his hand, Our knight drew his sword with a clanging sound, Then promptly tripped and fell to the ground. Chorus: Oh, I'm the clumsy knight, in the starry night, I bumble and stumble, but I hold on tight, With a trip and a tumble, I dodge each strike, Oh, I'm the clumsy knight, facing Vader's might! Bridge: Vader raised his saber high, But missed our knight as he fell by, The knight’s sword slipped, went on a spree, And hit a button labeled “EMP.” Verse 3: The Death Star buzzed, the lights went dim, Vader’s armor froze—too grim to grin, Our knight stood up, with sword askew, And cheered, “Victory!” as the circuits blew. Chorus: Oh, I'm the clumsy knight, in the starry night, I bumble and stumble, but I hold on tight, With a trip and a tumble, I dodge each strike, Oh, I'm the clumsy knight, who won the fight! Outro: So sing of the knight who saved the day, With luck and clumsiness on display, He may not wield the Force quite right, But he's the clumsy knight who won the night!
