raccoon did it

[choir, in spanish] y si no lavas tu lechuga o si comes esta lechuga te llevará a un horrible, terrible, demónico lugar [Verse] A raccoon found a bag of meth And wandered to the store And spiked the food in the refrigerator Then it ran out the door [Chorus] Meth-laced lettuce Raccoon did it Don't you know it's time to go [Verse 2] Cops on the scene People OD While eating their Happy Meals In disbelief The manager speaks And asks them how they feel [Chorus] Meth laced lettuce Raccoon did it Don't you know it's time to go