# Dottore Aldente **[Intro]** Signori, signore! You have come to the right place. One name, one promise… Dottore Aldente! **[Verse 1]** In a little corner of the old town square, There's a man with a smile and impeccable flair. He's a master of timing, a maestro of touch, And the word on the street is he knows just so much. From Milano to Napoli, they know his name, Every satisfied customer praises his fame. He says, "Piano, piano, there's no need to rush. The finest results come from patience and touch!" **[Pre-Chorus]** He's got the magic, he's got the technique, A little Italian charm, a little mystique. When things go wrong, don't you tremble, don't pant, Just remember the name of the one man who can! **[Chorus]** Dottore Aldente, Makes your noodle mui bene! Smooth and easy, just the way it should be, Signore, signorina, leave the hard part to me! Dottore Aldente, Sempre pronto, sempre elegante! When the pressure is on and the flow isn't right, He'll have you feeling perfetto tonight! **[Verse 2]** Some arrive in a panic, some come in despair, Some have tried every remedy out there. "Too slow, Dottore! And sometimes too fast! Can you help me make this problem the last?" He nods with a smile, says, "I've seen it before. Now tell me, my friend, what you're struggling for. No need for embarrassment, no need for alarm. We'll take it step by step, and you'll come to no harm." **[Pre-Chorus]** He's got the experience, steady and wise, A reassuring smile and professional eyes. "Coraggio, my friend, we'll get to the core. I've helped many before you walk out that door!" **[Chorus]** Dottore Aldente, Makes your noodle mui bene! Smooth and easy, just the way it should be, Signore, signorina, leave the hard part to me! Dottore Aldente, Sempre pronto, sempre elegante! When the pressure is on and the flow isn't right, He'll have you feeling perfetto tonight! **[Bridge]** Now, before you leave, there's one thing to explain. This isn't a kitchen, and I'm not here to drain A pot full of water, or season your dish. I've a different specialty, and here's the real twist. No pasta, no trattoria, no chef's white hat. I'm a urologist! You weren't expecting that? Benvenuto! **[Final Chorus]** DOTTORE ALDENTE! MAKES YOUR NOODLE MUI BENE! When the pressure is rising, when the flow's out of line, Leave it all to the doctor, he'll have you just fine! DOTTORE ALDENTE! SEMPRE PRONTO, SEMPRE ELEGANTE! From the first consultation to the last little grin, He's the doctor you visit when the trouble's within! Dottore Aldente! Perfetto! Perfetto! Dottore Aldente! Mamma mia, what a specialist! **[Outro]** Grazie, grazie! One patient at a time, please! Piano, piano, everything's all right, A little more patience makes the future look bright. A tip of the hat, and a wink from the man, Dottore Aldente… the best in the land! Perfetto.
