[Verse] Too many napkins clutter my space Like a paper parade I can't embrace They're stacked so high they're touching the sky Man oh man I can't deny [Chorus] Napkin madness driving me wild Piling up like a paper child Should I toss 'em should I store Too many napkins can't take no more [Verse 2] Desk is drowning in a white sea Mountains of napkins staring at me Each one a soldier in this paper war I should have stopped at the corner store [Chorus] Napkin madness driving me wild Piling up like a paper child Should I toss 'em should I store Too many napkins can't take no more [Bridge] I could build a fort or craft a plane Maybe start a napkin campaign But the clock ticks on I need a plan Can't let these napkins rule my land [Chorus] Napkin madness driving me wild Piling up like a paper child Should I toss 'em should I store Too many napkins can't take no more
