[Verse] Collectin' likes and whiskey shots, Liftin' glasses, forgettin' thoughts, From the tweets, my heart elates, Virtual friends, my online mates. [Verse 2] Vodka pours and tequila too, Scrollin' Twitter, sippin' brew, If my likes hit ten, you know, I'll pour again, let the whiskey flow. [Chorus] Raise a glass and send a tweet, Virtually dancin', on our feet, Whiskey, vodka, doesn't matter, Watchin' on patrol with my chatter. [Verse 3] Nothin' beats the midnight scroll, Laughin' loud, we lose control, In this digital honky-tonk, Where we share what life has brought. [Verse 4] One more like and I'll pour more, Friends from Vegas to Baltimore, On my timeline, faith remains, In our shared, sweet refrain. [Chorus] Raise a glass and send a tweet, Virtually dancin', on our feet, Whiskey, vodka, doesn't matter, Watchin' on patrol with my chatter.
