I went to this local gay party that is held once in 3 months. Of course I hoped that they would play American life. They did play a Die Another Day remix which got a huge reception of the crowd. So as I was sipping from my Smirnoff Ice & Wodka Red Bulls mixed with a few beers I became the cutey of the evening. I was in sarcastich bitch mode. Suddenely American life came on. I knew it was time...I took the straw from my drink (drinking with a straw makes you look so much younger:P) And I made a headset out of it...I climbed onto the podium..where this 18 year old fat cunt was acting like the song sucked. As I stepped up he stepped aside...and I made the motion with my head that he needed to back off. So he did of course. I love being intimidating. So my 2 back up dancers or whatever..Joost and Mark also climbed on stage and danced with me as I sang American Life. I nailed the rap part and well..juding by the amount of numbers I got I must have promoted M. really well.. Annieways I had a blast. I was home at 7 o clock. The fat guy from the stage came on to me..I was waiting near the toilets and he said to me... He: You are child phonography (I get that all the time cause I look quite young)
