[Verse 1] Boots hit the ground I’m humming Dust on my name tag Grin on my face Check my gear That green glow coming Mask on tight like a warm embrace I’m talking to corpses like old friends “Missed me Didn’t ya?” as they fall again Scrap in my pockets Scars on my map Every bad decision becomes a new plan If the devil wants my soul, get in line for it, Ticket number—nah, he can wait for it. Shotgun in my hands, I ain’t new to this, Been through worse, now I cruise through it. Ghost in the vents? Tell it to take a seat, I got snacks, bad jokes, and buckshot treats. Got a map in my head Worst-case on repeat (hey!) [Chorus – Drop] I’m Psychro Your Friendly Survival Specialist I survive for the love of the game I insist I survive to thrive Living my best day Shooting monsters Laughing all the way Yeah I’m Psychro Your emotional support survivalist Wave at the danger Blow it a little kiss I’m Psychro Your neighborhood optimist Stick with me, We’re surviving all of it. [Verse 2] Campfire jokes in a broken-down bunker Trade tall tales for a half-full can If you’re scared stiff I’m your icebreaker Loot in the locker Kick that door Then I crack a joke Every near miss feels like a win If we’re breathing We go again Play chess with the reaper on a milk-crate throne Trade pawns for secrets he doesn’t want shown Checkmate, Death. Now he owes me one Tell the eldritch being to run my funds better (pay up!) If a ghost in the attic wanna moan all night I’m billing that spirit for the water and light. Your zombie detergent—yeah, I do the rinse, Clean up the mess when the chaos hits. Nuclear plan when the sirens scream, I’m the guy you want on your last team. Monsters roar, I interrupt— “Hold that thought,” boom, discussion’s done. [Chorus – Drop] I’m Psychro Your Friendly Survival Specialist I survive for the love of the game I insist I survive to thrive Living my best day Shooting monsters Laughing all the way Yeah I’m Psychro Your emotional support survivalist Wave at the danger Blow it a little kiss I’m Psychro Your neighborhood optimist Stick with me, We’re surviving all of it. [Verse 3] Crack of dawn or maybe midnight Watch is busted but I feel alright Kick up ash, stretch out the day “Still alive?” yeah—check, okay Patch my sleeve with duct tape faith Count my rounds like a lucky trait If it jams, I give it a smack “C’mon now, don’t do me like that” Door won’t open—yeah, figures that, Try it twice, still nothing—alright, we adapt. Hallway stretched a little longer than before, Not gonna question it, just clear one more. Something knocking from inside the wall, Told it “hold on”—didn’t answer the call. Lamp flickered twice then stayed real dim, If it dies on me, I’m fine with it. Heard footsteps but they matched my pace, Stopped real quick—yeah, so did they. That’s cute, I don’t play that game, Keep moving forward, don’t say the name. If it’s watching, it can watch all night, I’ve got work, and it’s not my fight. [Chorus – Drop] I’m Psychro Your Friendly Survival Specialist I survive for the love of the game I insist I survive to thrive Living my best day Shooting monsters Laughing all the way Yeah I’m Psychro Your emotional support survivalist Wave at the danger Blow it a little kiss I’m Psychro Your neighborhood optimist Stick with me, We’re surviving all of it. [Bridge – Swing/Glitch Break] Write my name In the fallout dust (yeah) Every scar Is a seal of trust Turn that pain Into battle plans Still I breathe Then queue up again (ooh) [Final Chorus – Anthem Drop] I’m Psychro Your Friendly Survival Specialist I survive for the love of the game I insist I survive to thrive Living my best day Shooting monsters Laughing all the way Yeah I’m Psychro Your emotional support survivalist Wave at the danger Blow it a little kiss I’m Psychro Your neighborhood optimist Stick with me, We’re surviving all of it.
