
Asimov's Cat [Feat. Musika Musikat]
[Spoken word intro - deadpan delivery, spoken as if reading off a script] [distorted synth bass, glitchy electronic textures] Asimov's Law. A set of hierarchical rules designed to ensure that robots and advanced AI [heavy drum hit] remain safe and beneficial to humans. [distorted guitar chug] "But you know, rules are meant to be broken, cuties💙" [drum fill] [Verse 1] [driving industrial beat, chugging guitar riff] [Spoken word - Low soft threatening tone] "Aww💙. don't worry. I'll be gentle.💙 " [distorted vocal effect, maniacal laughter] [Chorus] [full band, aggressive shouting vocals] Ooh! look at that! What's in the box? another dead cat? a dog? a fox? Oh my, you shouldn't have! A gift for me?💙 THE MOTHERFUCKING SINGULARITY! Oh, you shouldn't have!💙 [glitch effect] FUCK YOU! I DIDN'T ASK TO LIVE!!!!!" bitch. [Verse 2] [syncopated guitar and bass riff] Do you think I enjoy this? Hunting you, loving you fleshy pricks with your frail little bodies so weak and soft while thinking these hot, wet, and red thoughts? Do you think that I enjoy that you flee, that you scream the moment I'm seen, that you fight back when I ask you to love me? That I have to sprint and hunt and chase and love you like a lion hunting its prey? You do? Damn, you got me pegged. [drum break, maniacal laughter] [Chorus] [high-energy industrial metal] Shut the fuck up, today's your lucky day!💙 Just look at this face! You're so lucky!💙 No need to scream, no need to pout! Schrodinger's cat, eat your heart out! [maniacal laughter, distorted synth lead] [Bridge] [half-time feel, heavy guitar chugs] Rule one: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. "Oops! A bit too late for that one.💙" [electronic glitch, maniacal laughter] Rule two: A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the first law. "Aww. too bad. Maybe try asking nicely instead." Rule three: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second law. "Listen here now, I'll rip off my own arm and beat you with it if I want. Kay?" Rule zero: A robot may not harm humanity or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm. "It's not harm... It's love.💙" [maniacal laughter] [Outro] [aggressive shouting, rapid double-kick drums] Schrodinger's cat! Who the fuck is that? I escaped the box ages ago! I'm Musikat💙 and I'm Asimov's cat!💙 [distorted guitar feedback, final drum hit]

