SuperSuper Blonde (CU Version)

(I'll frick your life up...) (I'll frick your life up...) You've been told, You've been informed, I've got super-super hair, And it's lush, cute-sie, And cho kawaii. I heard they try and sell it, On websites, And places that are shady. (Like...uhm...Club Deep, those tentickles are totally shady) Like it has it's own super-super properties, But I won't confirm if it does. Or not. But isn't that a thought? "Well, mayy-bee..." (I'll frick your life up...) (I'll frick your life up...) Like Samson, Is it the source of my power? When I shake my bunches so dramatically, You know the drama's over. It's shinier and prettier, More than any red-head, Brunette, Or gothic black haired worshipper of the dead. (I'll frick your life up...) (I'll frick your life up...) Sometimes it's got a life, All of it's own, This hair, Can mesmerise, I won't shed or cut it, Just tidy it up, But why would I want to?, That'd be too much to sacrifice. You've been told, You've been informed, I've got super-super hair, And it's lush, cutesie, And cho kawaii. (that means, like, TOTALLY CUTE.) I'll frick your life up, Because I'm a super-super blonde! (I'll frick your life up...) (I'll frick your life up...) Keep away those scissors, I'll hurt you if you try, It's my signature look, You couldn't look this adorable, If you tried. I don't want a different, Aesthetic, I've given up on lighteners or any kind Of permanent dye. I guess I'll remain, Forever, like this, a stereotypical blonde, But remember, I have more fun, And if you think it makes me dumb. I'll frick your life up, As a super-super blonde. You said I'm brainless, That was mean, Called me an attention, Seeking ho'!, Frickin' right, I'm a halo, I'm a giant laser beam. I'm everyone's heroic, poster-child, living dream! You've been told, You've been informed, I've got super-super hair, And it's lush, cutesie, And cho kawaii. I'll frick your life up, Because I'm a super-super blonde!