Mowin' Da Yard ~ Jiggly Wiggly Piggly ~ Around the World in 420 Days

*** [Title: Mowin' Da Yard ~ Jiggly Wiggly Piggly] *** *** [Performers: Swiftie Tailor vs Gravel Gullet Grayson] *** ~~~ Gravel Gullet Grayson, Gravelly Growly Gruff Tough Low Voiced Lady Killer, Hyperspeed Bluegrass, Rnb, Rap, Speedrap, Diss Track Soulful Blues Banjo, Hefty Ebony Goddess Background Vocals vs Queen of Country and Pop, Bright Cheery Female Country / New Country / Pop vocals by Swiftie Tailor] [Crowd cheers Wildly] And in the Blue Corner, the Man you've all been waiting for... A Gravel Throated Guru who can Lasso your HooHoo and make it (Woo Woo!) Cowboy of the Day, Son! It's Gravel Gullet Gray-son !!! [Crowd goes Insane with Men Whistling and Women Cat Calling] And now for a Crap Slappin', Battle Roy-al, Ho Down Show Down! [Shouts even Louder with even more Energy and Enthusiasm] Are you ready to Rap-Battle ?!? [Crowds shriek so loudly their Head Explode!!!] [Dramatic Drum Roll, then Silent anticipation] [Starting sounding far away, then getting progressively Louder Crunchy Djent Guitars + Banjo Rolls + Stomp-Clap Boots] [Crowd hoedown chant fx, distant mower revs] [Swiftie Tailor (spoken, playful)] We’re cuttin’ grass and cuttin’ throats tonight. [Crowd cheers Wildly] And in the Blue Corner, the Man you've all been waiting for... A Gravel Throated Guru who can Lasso your HooHoo and make it (Woo Woo!) Cowboy of the Day, Son! It's Gravel Gullet Gray-son !!! [Crowd goes Insane with Men Whistling and Women Cat Calling] And now for a Crap Slappin', Battle Roy-al, Ho Down Show Down! [Shouts even Louder with even more Energy and Enthusiasm] Are you ready to Rap-Battle ?!? [Crowds shriek so loudly their Head Explode!!!] [Dramatic Drum Roll, then Silent anticipation] [Starting sounding far away, then getting progressively Louder Crunchy Djent Guitars + Banjo Rolls + Stomp-Clap Boots] [Crowd hoedown chant fx, distant mower revs] [Swiftie Tailor (spoken, playful)] We’re cuttin’ grass and cuttin’ throats tonight. [Intro — banjo rolls + djent chugs + mower rev fx] [Swiftie tailor, spoken] We’re cuttin’ grass and cuttin’ egos. [Gravel gullet grayson, spoken] Bring your best swing, sweetheart. [Chorus — fiddle + electric guitar + 808 kick] [Swiftie tailor, sing-rap] Mowin’ the yard, movin’ da lawn, ding ding, jiggly wiggly piggy wiggy Two-step in the dirt, yeah we movin’ da lawn Mowin’ the yard, movin’ da lawn, ding ding, jiggly wiggly piggy wiggy Backroad bounce, yeah we up playin’ hookie [Gravel gullet grayson, growl-rap response] Mowin’ the yard, movin’ da lawn, ding ding, jiggly wiggly piggy wiggy Flatbed thumpin’ hard, yeah we movin’ da lawn Mowin’ the yard, movin’ da lawn, ding ding, jiggly wiggly piggy wiggy Hayride shake, yeah we up playin’ hookie [Verse 1 — call and answer speed rap, trap hats + banjo chop] [Swiftie tailor, call] Yo, black-chaps braggart, all hat, no acres, Scarecrow? more like scared ho! when I step through the breakers. You rope for a living? cute cowboy show, I rope these bars tighter than your lasso ever know. Yo homie, you think you good at milkin’ cows? I’ll milk yo’ mamma — who’s laughin’ now? Winner, winner, chicken dinner, I fry your pride real fast, While you still out back tryna start a mower that won’t last. [Gravel gullet grayson, answer] Girl, you talk porch-pretty, but your hands never bleed, I been breakin’ colts and beats since you learned how to seed. Your boots too clean, your swagger too rented, I’m barn-burner thunder, and your chorus gets dented. Nah, bra, you no pro at shavin’ sheep, Last night I shaved your sister, then I made her weep. County fair champ with the clippers on speed, You trip in the straw while I harvest the lead. [Chorus — repeat, crowd yeehaw fx] [Swiftie tailor] Mowin’ the yard, movin’ da lawn, ding ding, jiggly wiggly piggy wiggy Two-step in the dirt, yeah we movin’ da lawn Mowin’ the yard, movin’ da lawn, ding ding, jiggly wiggly piggy wiggy Backroad bounce, yeah we up playin’ hookie [Gravel gullet grayson] Mowin’ the yard, movin’ da lawn, ding ding, jiggly wiggly piggy wiggy Flatbed thumpin’ hard, yeah we movin’ da lawn Mowin’ the yard, movin’ da lawn, ding ding, jiggly wiggly piggy wiggy Hayride shake, yeah we up playin’ hookie [World's Most Epic Hyperspeed Bluegrass Banjo vs Ukulele Duel INTRO] [Verse 2 — flip who starts, faster] [Gravel gullet grayson, call] I drift tractors sideways, rope bulls mid-spin, You can’t park a mower straight without a prayer to win. I ride stunt-horse chaos, black leather, no fear, Plant diss-seeds in your rows, watch ’em bloom by noon, dear. [Swiftie tailor, answer] Oh you drift tractors? adorable, big man, I drift genres worldwide, fill arenas with fans. Field hockey, chicken jockey, I’m stick-handlin’ heat, You just kick dust behind me tryin’ not to miss a beat. [World's Most Epic Hyperspeed Bluegrass Banjo vs Ukulele Duel BREAK]