BOBBOBBOB (THE BOB PARTY BOB-OFF)

[Verse] I walked into the party and the party walked into me, Because every single Bob yelled “BOB!” simultaneously. Confetti cannons fired but only shot out name tags, And every tag said “BOB,” even the ones on the snack bags. A Bob in the corner was doing taxes for fun, Another Bob was arguing with a lamp he thought was his son. Then all the Bobs froze when they saw my haircut sway— “IS THAT A BOB?!” they screamed like it was Judgment Day. [Pre‑Chorus] Now twenty‑seven Bobs formed a perfect circle, Chanting “BOB BOB BOB” like a Gregorian turtle. One Bob fainted, another Bob dabbed, A third Bob tried to eat a glowstick like a snack. [Chorus] BOB! BOB! BOB! I brought a bob to a party full of Bobs. Now the Bobs wanna bob with the bob that I got. Every Bob in the room started bobbin’ nonstop, And the bob haircut bobbed so hard the DJ dropped. BOB! BOB! BOB! The walls started chanting, the floor said “sup,” A Bob in the bathroom yelled “THIS SOAP IS A BOB!” If chaos had a haircut, this would be the crop— You can’t out‑bob the bob when the bob just pops. [Verse] DJ Bob screamed, “THIS ONE GOES OUT TO… BOB!” And every Bob cheered like they just won a job. A Bob with sunglasses indoors at night Said, “Your haircut has unlocked my third Bob sight.” Then Bob Prime (the Bob who leads the Bobs) Declared a Bob‑off to determine who’s the Bobbiest Bob. They all lined up, doing synchronized nods, But my haircut won by simply existing. Bob odds. [Bridge] Bob conga line, Bob doing mime, Bob yelling “TIME IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT” for no reason. A Bob climbed the ceiling, A Bob started kneeling, A Bob tried to marry my haircut mid‑season. [Final Chorus] BOB! BOB! BOB! The bob haircut glows like a nuclear orb. Every Bob in the room is now legally named Bob, Even the DJ’s pet fish is registered as Bob. BOB! BOB! BOB! The party hit maximum Bob density, The fire alarm went off yelling “BOB EMERGENCY.” If you ask what happened, the answer is clear— A bob haircut walked in… and Bob took over the sphere.