Armor Up! (Verse 1 - Miranda Noor) Level up my armor, Dungeon Master, please! This skimpy chainmail bikini's a real disgrace! I'm a mighty warrior, ready to slay, Not a damsel in distress, come what may! My strength is in my muscles, not my curves, So ditch the frills, give me tougher nerves! My steel-clad armor, that's what I crave, Not a bikini that shows me off as a slave! (Verse 2 - Female Vocal 2) The dice roll, the goblins appear, My skin's getting roasted with this useless gear! This skimpy chainmail, it's a fashion faux pas, You're a Dungeon Master, aren't you supposed to know that? This is ridiculous, it's absurd, I say, This is a battle, not a fashion parade! (Verse 3 - Miranda Noor) From dragons to trolls, I'm a force of nature, But this bikini armor's just a distraction, my creature! I need to see, my arms, my legs, my back, I need to feel safe and protected, and not have to look around or duck. I've got a reputation to uphold, This flimsy armor's gonna get me bold! (Verse 4 - Female Vocal 2) So hand me platemail, steel or brass, A sturdy shield and magic mass! This flimsy armor, it's a disgrace, Give me the heavy armor, I will place! Your quest for fashion will not prevail, I'll conquer the monsters, and make you wail! (Verse 5 - Miranda Noor) You're a Dungeon Master, you need to understand, I'm not into bikinis, in this land! I'm a warrior, fierce and bold, Give me more strength, that's what I'm told! My armor's gotta be strong, like the best, So give me protection and end this quest! (Verse 6 - Female Vocal 2) This skimpy armor's just a tease, A distraction from the game, I release! Give me a full set, in a grand style, My Dungeon Master, make my day worthwhile! I'm ready for anything, but this is not it, A fighter's heart beats a little more tightly. (Verse 7 - Miranda Noor) Let the battle commence, I'll conquer the beasts, With armor fit for a warrior, and not a tease! No more skimpy bikinis, no more tricks, I'm a warrior; I'm here for this! Give me the tools to win the fight, No more foolish, weak, flimsy knight!
