[Intro – Breaking News Broadcast Tone, calm and professional] This is a breaking news alert. Authorities are investigating a string of lyrical homicides across the industry. Multiple rappers have been found dismantled. Forensic teams report severe structural damage to egos and career trajectories. In one case, investigators discovered a metaphor still lodged in the frontal cortex. Officials are urging artists to remain indoors and avoid competitive environments. The suspect is described as highly calculated, armed with advanced penmanship… and operating under the alias… Xposed [Beat Drop – Hard drums and 808 crash in immediately] Ledger of The Streets, Villain Ascension volume one, dropping tomorrow!
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