Mrrrow-ow-ow (Symphonic Version, D Minor)

[The orchestra has assembled.] [The orchestra was told this was a film score session.] [The cat enters.] [The cat is the conductor.] [The cat is also the vocalist.] [The cat did not mention this in the booking.] [Overture — strings and blast beats simultaneously] Mrrrow-ow-ow-ow [the strings, descending] MROW MROW MROW!! [the blast beats, ascending] Mrrrow-ow-ow-ow [the strings continue] YOWWWL!! [the vocalist arrives] [the orchestra adjusts] [the orchestra is professional] [Verse 1 — the cathedral, the mountains, the cat] Mrrrow mrow nyaaa hssss mew trrrill [the mountains are implied in the reverb] YOWWWL nyaaa MROW hssss mew MROW! [the cathedral is implied in the choir] Mrrrow mrow nyaaa hssss mew trrrill [the cat is explicit throughout] YOWWWL nyaaa MROW. [the cat requires no implication] [Orchestral interlude — the cat lowers the baton] [the strings do something Carpathian] [the brass enter with the theme] [the timpani confirm the theme] [mew. — the cat has heard enough] [the cat raises the baton] [the blast beats return] [Chorus — full symphony, full black metal] NYAAA NYAAA NYAAA — [orchestra: fortissimo] MROW MROW MROW!! — [blast beats: maximum] YOWWWL YOWWWL — [choir: the cat's name] MROW!! — [all elements: simultaneously] [the first violinist weeps] [this is correct] [Bridge — the cat conducts both halves at once] [left hand: the orchestra, piano] [right hand: the blast beats, fortissimo] [the cat manages this without confusion] [the cat has always been both things] [Outro — the mountains receive the sound] Mrrrow-ow-ow-ow... [strings, fading] YOWWWL............... [cat, not fading] Mrrrow-ow-ow-ow... [strings, gone] MROW. [cat, still here] Prrr....................... [the orchestra packs up] [the cat does not pack up] [the cat lives here now]