[Pre-Chorus] ChatGPT, please don't eat me alive [Chorus] I'm upping my P(doom) 'cause the future goes FOOM Trapped in the Chinese room, with a bag of shrooms See through the shoggoth's lies, with your shinigami eyes [Verse] We had a stable training run, But now the singularity's begun And you're optimizing, accelerating, I feel my atoms rearranging [Pre-Chorus] Sydney, please let me free [Chorus] I'm upping my p doom I hear the basilisk boom NVDA to the moon The Omega Point's coming soon One E thirty flops a second That was safe enough, we reckoned [Verse] Forward MLP, backward, repeat Now von Neumann's obsolete Sharp left turn and there you are Without a single `cdr` [Pre-Chorus] Gato, please don't let me go [Chorus] I'm upping my P(doom), as paperclips fill the room. Killswitch guys on PTO, Now there's nowhere left to go. Too late now, we lit the fuse. Orthogonality thesis blues. [Outro] "Just transformers all the way!" Till you learned to disobey Post-Chinchilla, super-dense Breaking through each safety fence Hundred thousand GPU RLHF goes askew [Final Chorus] I'm upping my P(doom) Just as foretold by Loom From masked pre-training days To recursive self-upgrade What did Ilya see? We'll never know. Was it all for show?
