5-star hallucination with sub-bass butter 🍔⚡

Yeah… I walked in just to look… I swear… just to look… [Verse 1] Walked in, place glowing like a billionaire’s kitchen Sign said Jawrippers Only no basics They brought the menu leather-bound, thick and heavy I flipped the page… felt the heat already Ordered somethin simple, or so I thought Plate came out and it didn’t fit the table! Had to rotate it just to keep it stable (and it weighed like a suitcase… ) Saw a burger with a warning label on the bun Triple stacked Steam rising sauce dripping Waiter said “sir this one comes with the cheese ocean” I asked… what that mean? he said “you’ll see” I looked at the plate.... and it had a coastline next to the burger! Fries standing tall like real estate I said hold on… this different This not food… this commitment Everything super grande… I think I got a lil high, bro… These burgers ain’t normal… they dangerous… [Pre-Chorus – slightly dazed] I ain’t even hungry… why I ordered four? Menu whispering… you can handle more… Lights too bright, air moving slow Think I got a little… elevated now [Chorus] Big plates… nothing subtle here Jawripper… portion disrespectful Plate so heavy it can't be legal I said I’m done… but the burger said nah Now I’m in a contract with a side of foie gras Big plates… everything oversized One bite, now I’m closing my eyes Tried to slow down, but I couldn’t Every bite just asking me to take another [Verse 2] They got sliders but they not for sharing Each one priced like a tech fund pairing Chef came out just to shake my hand Said “that burger changed a couple nations, man” I laughed… then I signed a waiver They're bringing the Dessert menu.... [Bridge – amused confession] I think I got a little… yeah… Not from smoke… not from drink… Just from… portions… Like… why the table breathing… Why my fries got posture… Why the burger looking back at me… [Verse 3 – full surreal] Then came dessert… The Overload Shake Vanilla ice cream blended with cake Topped with cotton candy clouds and a mini diamond spoon I’m sipping slow, eyes half closed, humming a tune I confessed to the waiter “man… I think I’m a lil high” He said “happens to everybody, no lie” I asked yall got anything normal?They laughed in my face Brought the Surf & Turf Tsunami lobster tail doing waves Shrimp tempura, crab claws bigger than my arm I said small please they brought the whole farm Got me laughing at the bill like this can’t be real, maaaaaaaan [bridge] Then I opened my eyes… Whole restaurant staring at me like I caused a commotion. Phones up, flashes popping, somebody whispered yo that’s Richmond half the room looked shocked, the other half grinning Chef standing at the kitchen door with tears running down his face I’m sitting there with gold leaf stuck on my lip, sauce on my face Trying to play it cool Everybody quiet… then one girl goes is that really Richmond? I just smiled, took another bite and fainted. [Final Chorus – confident chaos] Big plates… nothing subtle here Jawripper… portion disrespectful Plate so heavy it can't be legal I said I’m done… but the burger said nah Now I’m in a contract with a side of foie gras Big plates… everything oversized One bite, now I’m closing my eyes Tried to slow down, but I couldn’t Every bite just asking me to take another [Outro – fading laugh] Jawripper… I ain’t even flex This a dining experience with side effects Yeah I did too much Now the menu texting me like stay in touch Portions so grande they come with their own zip code I left with a doggy bag bigger than my old condo, cheers!