[Verse] Well, I drove my old Ford down to H-E-B, Got a list in my hand, it's just you and me, Need steaks and hot dogs, chips and fries, And a broke debit card, no surprise. [Verse 2] Shopping cart's squeakin' like an old front porch, Grabbed a T-bone steak, ah, what a score, Tossed in some wieners and a bag of Lays, Prayin' this card ain't ruinin' my day. [Chorus] Oh, H-E-B, you're the place to be, When my wallet's lighter than a summer breeze, Steaks and dogs, chips and fries, Hoping my card won’t flash decline. [Verse 3] Got to the counter, sweatin' like a hog, Cashier's smilin' sweet, like she knew my dog, I said, "Ring it up, honey, be real nice," Prayin' hard my card's worth the price. [Verse 4] She swiped that plastic, it felt like a race, 'Approved!' she said, saw joy on my face, Loaded up my truck with feast galore, Money on my card, just one thing more. [Chorus] Oh, H-E-B, you're the place to be, When my wallet's lighter than a summer breeze, Steaks and dogs, chips and fries, Hoping my card won’t flash decline.
