[Verse 1] There is a young Ozzy, she lives at my house On Saturday morning, she's quiet as a mouse She's as cute as a button, she's smart as a whip She's coming 'round the mountain with a kangaroo skip [Verse 2] She's cucumber cool, sweet strawberry wine Straight as an arrow, she walks the line Her heart's just as big as the Montana sky I know she's the ointment, she's never the fly [Chorus] She's the first one to give you and the last one to take She's the first thing I think of whenever I wake She's all of the best things that we'll ever start She's out of my league, but she's into She's into my heart [Verse 3] She's gooder than taters, she's better than snuff She loves me twice daily, I can't get enough She takes me higher than morning sun's glow She lives in the States now, she's sweet Ozzy Jo [Verse 4] She's a goddamn good Sheila, with a real Aussie laugh She's sly as a fox, she's no dilly-gaff She's fire on the mountain, she's lightning in bed She's a natural born blonde, she's pure Ozzy bred [Chorus] She's the first one to give you and the last one to take She's the first thing I think of whenever I wake She's all of the best things that we'll ever start She's out of my league, but she's into She's into my heart She's out of my league, but she's into She's into my heart
