[Verse 1 - Female voice solo] I've been to every fitness club, Where champions come to play. I've seen the rich and famous folks At the end of every day. I've stood in fancy restaurants, I've traveled coast to coast. From little bars to luxury yachts, I've entertained the most. [Chorus - Choir] I've been around the whole wide world, From sunshine into snow. Everybody's glad to see me Anywhere I go. Some just laugh and gather 'round, Some stay for just a while. Some remember me for years With a great big grin and smile. [Verse 2 - Female voice solo] I've visited vacation towns, And villas by the sea. I've spent my nights in basements Where celebrities drink tea. I've met folks from every country, I've heard a thousand tongues. No matter where I happen to be, We're all forever young. [Bridge - emotional female voice solo] Green has always been my color, I'm stubborn, tough, and strong. I've taken bumps for many years, And still I'm rolling on. Some have dined beside me, Some have slept beneath. Some have leaned and laughed on me, Without a single grief. [Verse 3 - Female voice solo] But when the music's getting loud, And bottles start to flow, That's exactly when the trouble Always starts to show. Some brave soul will climb aboard Declaring, "Watch this trick!" One wild leap, one awful choice... The landing comes too quick. [Final Chorus - Choir] Oh, I become a man-catcher When the party's running wild. My painful green embraces Leave the reckless reconciled. I've caught more drunken heroes Than anyone could name. They always think they'll conquer me... They never leave the same. [Outro - spoken, male voice solo acapella] So if you meet a lovely green girl Standing quiet, proud, and able... Treat her with respect... She's a ping-pong table.
