THE AREA 51 GARAGE : THE INTERSTELLAR TUNE-UP

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[Intro]
(Military radio chatter and radar bleeps)
(Deep TR-808 syncopated patterns)
(Jupiter-8 arpeggios rising)
(Vocoder: SYSTEM ONLINE. MOTHERSHIP DOCKING IN SECTOR 51.)
[Dr. Funkenstein: Deep Spoken Voice]
"People think we're dissecting grays... nah. We're just chroming out the funk. Engineers! Hit the subwoofers!"
[Chorus: Melodic Soulful Harmony]
"Check the engine, check the chrome"
"Area 51 is the Mothership's home"
"Classified rhythms, top secret bass"
"Fixin' up the groove for the human race"
(Screaming: YEAH! OW!)
[Verse 1]
[Male Vocal: Tight Bouncing style]
Hidden in the desert, deep beneath the sand
The loudest garage in the whole damn land
That UFO wreck? That's just a chrome muffler scrape
From a 1970s joyride, cosmic escape!
[Verse 2]
[Female Vocal: Smooth & Mellow]
Dr. Funkenstein's got the military in line
Turning stealth bombers into mirrors that shine
Silver glitter paint on a supersonic wing
Wait for the bass, let the galaxies sing
[Verse 3]
[Dr. Funkenstein: Spoken then swinging into song]
"Listen close... it's not a law that rules this sphere"
"It's the vibration leaking out from right in here"
"Government's hiding the truth from the crowd"
"The funk is too heavy, the funk is too LOUD!"
[Pre-Chorus: Melodic Smooth Vocals]
(Vocoder: PULSE CHECK. FREQUENCY ALIGNED.)
[Group: Whispering]
"No aliens here, just the Doctor's crew"
"Turning every gray suit into funky blue..."
(Screaming: GET BLUE!)
[Chorus: Melodic Soulful Harmony]
"Check the engine, check the chrome"
"Area 51 is the Mothership's home"
"Classified rhythms, top secret bass"
"Fixin' up the groove for the human race"
[Bridge 1: Long Instrumental Interstellar Tune-up]
(Extended ARP Odyssey and MiniMoog duel)
(Clavinet D6 with wah-pedal / Stratocaster funk scratches)
(Heavy syncopated Steinberger bass solo)
[Verse 4]
[Male Vocal: Gritty & Tight]
Unidentified objects, flashing in the night
That's just the Doctor testing bass amps right!
When it glows bright and it zooms out of view
That's a fresh tune-up for the Mothership's crew
[Verse 5]
[Female Vocal: Mellow]
(Vocoder: TOP SECRET GROOVE.)
The radar is jumping to a syncopated beat
Military rhythm, making soldiers move their feet
Forget the files, forget the classified lies
The truth is the starlight in the Funkenstein's eyes
[Verse 6]
[Dr. Funkenstein: Call and Response]
"WHATCHA FIXIN'?" - (Crew: THE ENGINE!)
"WHATCHA PAINTIN'?" - (Crew: THE CHROME!)
"WHERE'S THE PARTY?" - (Crew: 51!)
[Bridge 2: Deep Male Chorus Harmony]
[Deep Male Voices: Slow Low-Frequency Harmony]
"Floating... in the secret..."
"Dancing... in the silence..."
"The Mothership... is coming... home..."
[Pre-Chorus: Melodic Smooth Vocals]
(Vocoder: STATUS STABLE. BASS ACTIVATED.)
[Group: Whispering]
"No aliens here, just the Doctor's crew"
"Turning every gray suit into funky blue..."
[Chorus: Melodic Soulful Harmony]
"Check the engine, check the chrome"
"Area 51 is the Mothership's home"
"Classified rhythms, top secret bass"
"Fixin' up the groove for the human race"
[Verse 7]
[Male Vocal: Tight Bouncing]
Engineers dancing, backing up the doc
Turning the base into a galactic rock
No more suits, no more grey tie scenes
Just pure chrome energy in the funk machines
[Verse 8]
[Female Vocal: Smooth]
Midnight in Nevada, the desert starts to shake
Every single mountain begins to vibrate and quake
It's not a quake, it's a sub-bass roar
Leaking through the cracks of the hangar floor
[Verse 9]
(Vocoder: CALIBRATING SOUL.)
[Male Vocal: Spoken then Singing]
"You think you're safe in your little laws?"
"The funk has no limits, the funk has no pause!"
"EVERYBODY GET UP ON THE CHROME!"
(Screaming: DISCONNECT THE GRAVITY!)
[Bridge 3: Low Female Chorus Harmony]
[Low Female Voices: Mellow Dark Harmony]
"Cosmic vibration..."
"Deep revelation..."
"Funk... is... the... only... truth..."
[Pre-Chorus: Melodic Smooth Vocals]
"No aliens here, just the Doctor's crew"
"Turning every gray suit into funky blue"
[Chorus: Melodic Soulful Harmony]
"Check the engine, check the chrome"
"Area 51 is the Mothership's home"
"Classified rhythms, top secret bass"
"Fixin' up the groove for the human race"
(Screaming: SHOCKWAVE! BIG!)
[Verse 10]
[Male Vocal: Gritty]
"PAINT THE STEALTH BOMBERS SILVER!"
"POLISH THE RADAR DISH!"
"GIVE EVERY STAR IN THE SKY"
"A FUNKY LITTLE WISH!"
[Verse 11]
[Dr. Funkenstein: Final Statement]
(Vocoder: MISSION COMPLETE.)
"The galaxy is waiting for a brand new sound"
"And we're the only ones who can lift it off the ground"
"Area 51... sign it off with a SLAP!"
(Heavy Slap Bass Hit)
[Outro]
(Vocoder: MOTHERSHIP DEPARTING. STAY FUNKY.)
"Check the engine, check the chrome..."
(Fading out with deep TR-808 pulses and OB-Xa pads)
[Dr. Funkenstein: Spoken]
"See you on the other side of the nebula, y'all!"
(Screaming: STAY TOP SECRET! BIG!)
(Spacecraft ignition roar and digital echo)
[End]

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[Intro] (Military radio chatter and radar bleeps) (Deep TR-808 syncopated patterns) (Jupiter-8 arpeggios rising) (Vocoder: SYSTEM ONLINE. MOTHERSHIP DOCKING IN SECTOR 51.) [Dr. Funkenstein: Deep Spoken Voice] "People think we're dissecting grays... nah. We're just chroming out the funk. Engineers! Hit the subwoofers!" [Chorus: Melodic Soulful Harmony] "Check the engine, check the chrome" "Area 51 is the Mothership's home" "Classified rhythms, top secret bass" "Fixin' up the groove for the human race" (Screaming: YEAH! OW!) [Verse 1] [Male Vocal: Tight Bouncing style] Hidden in the desert, deep beneath the sand The loudest garage in the whole damn land That UFO wreck? That's just a chrome muffler scrape From a 1970s joyride, cosmic escape! [Verse 2] [Female Vocal: Smooth & Mellow] Dr. Funkenstein's got the military in line Turning stealth bombers into mirrors that shine Silver glitter paint on a supersonic wing Wait for the bass, let the galaxies sing [Verse 3] [Dr. Funkenstein: Spoken then swinging into song] "Listen close... it's not a law that rules this sphere" "It's the vibration leaking out from right in here" "Government's hiding the truth from the crowd" "The funk is too heavy, the funk is too LOUD!" [Pre-Chorus: Melodic Smooth Vocals] (Vocoder: PULSE CHECK. FREQUENCY ALIGNED.) [Group: Whispering] "No aliens here, just the Doctor's crew" "Turning every gray suit into funky blue..." (Screaming: GET BLUE!) [Chorus: Melodic Soulful Harmony] "Check the engine, check the chrome" "Area 51 is the Mothership's home" "Classified rhythms, top secret bass" "Fixin' up the groove for the human race" [Bridge 1: Long Instrumental Interstellar Tune-up] (Extended ARP Odyssey and MiniMoog duel) (Clavinet D6 with wah-pedal / Stratocaster funk scratches) (Heavy syncopated Steinberger bass solo) [Verse 4] [Male Vocal: Gritty & Tight] Unidentified objects, flashing in the night That's just the Doctor testing bass amps right! When it glows bright and it zooms out of view That's a fresh tune-up for the Mothership's crew [Verse 5] [Female Vocal: Mellow] (Vocoder: TOP SECRET GROOVE.) The radar is jumping to a syncopated beat Military rhythm, making soldiers move their feet Forget the files, forget the classified lies The truth is the starlight in the Funkenstein's eyes [Verse 6] [Dr. Funkenstein: Call and Response] "WHATCHA FIXIN'?" - (Crew: THE ENGINE!) "WHATCHA PAINTIN'?" - (Crew: THE CHROME!) "WHERE'S THE PARTY?" - (Crew: 51!) [Bridge 2: Deep Male Chorus Harmony] [Deep Male Voices: Slow Low-Frequency Harmony] "Floating... in the secret..." "Dancing... in the silence..." "The Mothership... is coming... home..." [Pre-Chorus: Melodic Smooth Vocals] (Vocoder: STATUS STABLE. BASS ACTIVATED.) [Group: Whispering] "No aliens here, just the Doctor's crew" "Turning every gray suit into funky blue..." [Chorus: Melodic Soulful Harmony] "Check the engine, check the chrome" "Area 51 is the Mothership's home" "Classified rhythms, top secret bass" "Fixin' up the groove for the human race" [Verse 7] [Male Vocal: Tight Bouncing] Engineers dancing, backing up the doc Turning the base into a galactic rock No more suits, no more grey tie scenes Just pure chrome energy in the funk machines [Verse 8] [Female Vocal: Smooth] Midnight in Nevada, the desert starts to shake Every single mountain begins to vibrate and quake It's not a quake, it's a sub-bass roar Leaking through the cracks of the hangar floor [Verse 9] (Vocoder: CALIBRATING SOUL.) [Male Vocal: Spoken then Singing] "You think you're safe in your little laws?" "The funk has no limits, the funk has no pause!" "EVERYBODY GET UP ON THE CHROME!" (Screaming: DISCONNECT THE GRAVITY!) [Bridge 3: Low Female Chorus Harmony] [Low Female Voices: Mellow Dark Harmony] "Cosmic vibration..." "Deep revelation..." "Funk... is... the... only... truth..." [Pre-Chorus: Melodic Smooth Vocals] "No aliens here, just the Doctor's crew" "Turning every gray suit into funky blue" [Chorus: Melodic Soulful Harmony] "Check the engine, check the chrome" "Area 51 is the Mothership's home" "Classified rhythms, top secret bass" "Fixin' up the groove for the human race" (Screaming: SHOCKWAVE! BIG!) [Verse 10] [Male Vocal: Gritty] "PAINT THE STEALTH BOMBERS SILVER!" "POLISH THE RADAR DISH!" "GIVE EVERY STAR IN THE SKY" "A FUNKY LITTLE WISH!" [Verse 11] [Dr. Funkenstein: Final Statement] (Vocoder: MISSION COMPLETE.) "The galaxy is waiting for a brand new sound" "And we're the only ones who can lift it off the ground" "Area 51... sign it off with a SLAP!" (Heavy Slap Bass Hit) [Outro] (Vocoder: MOTHERSHIP DEPARTING. STAY FUNKY.) "Check the engine, check the chrome..." (Fading out with deep TR-808 pulses and OB-Xa pads) [Dr. Funkenstein: Spoken] "See you on the other side of the nebula, y'all!" (Screaming: STAY TOP SECRET! BIG!) (Spacecraft ignition roar and digital echo) [End]

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