[Intro] [Orchestral brass hit, fast-paced piano staccato] [Verse 1] The morning sun, it shines so bright! A brand new day, a glorious light! The birds are chirping, sweet and clear, No hint of trouble, not a fear! The coffee’s brewing, strong and bold, A story waiting to unfold! (Spoken: Is that smoke? No, it’s... ambiance.) Just a little toast, you see, A minor hiccup, wild and free! [Chorus] Everything is fine, completely fine! This little spark? A design! Just adding warmth, a little glow, Nothing to worry, don’t you know? My nerves are calm, my mind is clear, No rising panic, absolutely no fear! This cozy home, a perfect shrine! Yes, everything is absolutely, positively, one hundred percent fine! [Verse 2] My schedule’s packed, I’m in control, Achieving every single goal! From morning yoga—almost did it! To emails answered, every bit! No thoughts of doom, no endless dread, Just happy little thoughts instead! (Spoken: Ow! Hot! My foot is on fire. It’s a feature!) [Bridge] [Music builds, becoming more chaotic and dissonant] Some people say I’m… high-strung! My worries are… over-sung! This isn't burning, it's just enthusiastic! My life’s not crumbling, it's just... elastic! [Outro] Everything is fine... (Spoken: Just perfectly fine.) [Final frantic piano chord] [Sound of a fire extinguisher: PSSSHHHHHH] [End]
