Dragon, Pirate, Flame-Haired Girl

[Verse 1] There’s a dragon on the starboard side Snoring in a floating cloud of smoke Captain’s got an eyepatch and a grin Says “Wake him up I’m bored” like it’s a joke Flame-haired girl with freckles on her nose Boots up on a busted treasure chest Twisting rings around her clever fingers Says “I’ll deal with him You get some rest” (mm-hmm) [Chorus] Oh The dragon The pirate The flame-haired girl Sailing in a teacup Tipping round the world Trouble in the rigging Laughter in the squall If the sky falls down They’ll juggle it all Oh The dragon The pirate The flame-haired girl Three tiny misfits One huge whirl If you see smoke on the sugar-sea swirl It’s the dragon The pirate The flame-haired girl [Verse 2] She flips a coin straight into the air Dragon’s eye follows like a kitten’s game “Catch this and I’ll teach you how to share Goldfish crackers Maps And maybe my name” (hey!) Captain bows Hat full of holes “Sir Dragon Kindly don’t eat my mast Chew the anchor if you must chew something We just got these sails stitched up last” [Chorus] Oh The dragon The pirate The flame-haired girl Sailing in a teacup Tipping round the world Trouble in the rigging Laughter in the squall If the sky falls down They’ll juggle it all Oh The dragon The pirate The flame-haired girl Three tiny misfits One huge whirl If you see smoke on the sugar-sea swirl It’s the dragon The pirate The flame-haired girl [Bridge] [Whistled melody over handclaps and fiddle] She braids his tail into knotted bows (so cute) Captain teaches dragon how to “arrr” They roast marshmallows on his nose Make constellations in a cookie jar [Chorus] Oh The dragon The pirate The flame-haired girl Sailing in a teacup Tipping round the world Trouble in the rigging Laughter in the squall If the sky falls down They’ll juggle it all Oh The dragon The pirate The flame-haired girl Three tiny misfits One huge whirl If you hear cheers when the sea flags unfurl It’s the dragon The pirate The flame-haired girl (hey!)